Clareified

12:15 Why did I get here forty-five minutes early?
12:17 Oh NO! Is that my cop?
12:29 Why is this lawyer giving the worst legal advice I ever heard?
12:35 Jeezaloo did she just ask her client how many times the cop asked him to take a breathalizer and then add “the best answer’s once”?
12:36 Client: Uh…ok, once.
12:40 Oh crap, is that my cop?
12:55 “No your honor, I didn’t bring my tickets…but I have copies of them.
12:56 Yes, I plead not guilty…uh for both of them…again.
12:59 Oh God…..is that my cop?

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