New cocaine cola

Which is great, cause the big problem with my soft drinks lately is not enough blow.

19 Responses to “New cocaine cola”

  1. Ari Says:

    Where do you think coke originally got its name?

    Also – here’s a scary scary idea; Dawn+Jolt soda = natural disaster?

  2. Carmen Says:

    Hey Dawn!! I just found your blog through ari’s. I love hers. I didn’t know you had a blog other than the poker one – cool!!

  3. Charles Says:

    Dawn

  4. Charles Says:

    will

  5. Charles Says:

    be

  6. Charles Says:

    ecstatic

  7. Charles Says:

    about

  8. Chugarte Says:

    receiving

  9. Chugarte Says:

    so

  10. Chugarte Says:

    many

  11. Chugarte Says:

    comments

  12. Chugarte Says:

    but

  13. Chugarte Says:

    dismayed

  14. Chugarte Says:

    that

  15. Chugarte Says:

    it

  16. Chugarte Says:

    was just a joke based on the knowledge that she is currently cracking out in AC and will not see her own blog for a while. She will be further annoyed that even I have grown tired of this and have wrapped it up with a tediously long post. Don’t blame me, though; the 15 second wait between posts can sap comic momentum.

  17. Eric Says:

    My favorite part of the article is this:

    But David Raynes, of the UK National Drug Prevention Alliance, said: “It is people exploiting drugs. It is a pretty cynical tactic exploiting illegal drugs for their own benefit.”

    This guy could use an editor.

  18. PAUL Says:

    My favorite part is this:

    “As soon as people look at the can, they smile.”

    By Odin’s beard it’s true man. As soon as I read that i looked at the picture of the can and smiled. And everytime I looked back at the can i smiled some more. I could not stop.

  19. Dawn Summers Says:

    i kill you, chugarte.

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