Comments on: Not that I’m keeping score http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/ It's been so long since I've been fine; I'm just trying to see the bottom of this bottle of wine Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:01:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: DRobbSki http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15908 DRobbSki Tue, 15 Aug 2006 18:39:17 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15908 You know, even though he tried to kill you, you calling him a "douche" is hilarious. After a recent episode of The Colbert Report where a guest called the host a "douchebag" I figured I'd look it up. Apparently I'm not the only one who thinks the word is funny. Douche and douchebag are becoming common, but mostly tongue-in-cheek, insults for men. As in: "That's the douche who tried to kill me!" -- Dawn Summers Or, "Now you're just trying to be a douchebag." Some super hot author on The Colbert Report last week. And Colbert quickly replies "No no no. I'm not trying to be a douchebag. I am a douchebag. I believe in douchebag by example." At that point I was laughing so hard, I had to sit down. But yeah, I'm sorry that cab driver douche tried to kill you. You know, even though he tried to kill you, you calling him a “douche” is hilarious. After a recent episode of The Colbert Report where a guest called the host a “douchebag” I figured I’d look it up. Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks the word is funny. Douche and douchebag are becoming common, but mostly tongue-in-cheek, insults for men. As in:

“That’s the douche who tried to kill me!” — Dawn Summers

Or, “Now you’re just trying to be a douchebag.” Some super hot author on The Colbert Report last week. And Colbert quickly replies “No no no. I’m not trying to be a douchebag. I am a douchebag. I believe in douchebag by example.” At that point I was laughing so hard, I had to sit down.

But yeah, I’m sorry that cab driver douche tried to kill you.

]]> By: Chugarte http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15907 Chugarte Tue, 15 Aug 2006 16:08:33 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15907 As you wish. As you wish.

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15904 Dawn Summers Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:50:52 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15904 Beetches. Now, go comment on the top poker blog post before i kill youse! Beetches. Now, go comment on the top poker blog post before i kill youse!

]]> By: Chugarte http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15903 Chugarte Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:42:36 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15903 You wordalize one time... You wordalize one time…

]]> By: F-Train http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15902 F-Train Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:09:00 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15902 Mistakeningly? Mistakeningly?

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15899 Dawn Summers Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:02:43 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15899 Sheesh, you mistakeningly report your car stolen one time... Sheesh, you mistakeningly report your car stolen one time…

]]> By: Emerald http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15896 Emerald Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:59:18 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15896 How come you take so many cabs when you own a car? Oh wait, did Dawn lose her car again? How come you take so many cabs when you own a car? Oh wait, did Dawn lose her car again?

]]> By: Chugarte http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15892 Chugarte Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:55:52 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15892 This kind of font-incompetence really undermines your credibility. This kind of font-incompetence really undermines your credibility.

]]> By: Alceste http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15891 Alceste Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:50:46 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15891 Yes - all but the first post are in the original font... Yes – all but the first post are in the original font…

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15890 Dawn Summers Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:44:47 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15890 well, for evreything except this post? well, for evreything except this post?

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15889 Dawn Summers Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:44:16 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15889 is it fixed? is it fixed?

]]> By: Alceste http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15888 Alceste Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:07:26 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15888 oops, accidentally copied the tags... that should be fontface="Times New Roman" It's in every line of HTML in the text of the post... oops, accidentally copied the tags… that should be

fontface=”Times New Roman”

It’s in every line of HTML in the text of the post…

]]> By: Alceste http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15887 Alceste Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:06:07 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15887 Not sure how you did it, but you've added over 30 tags to this post (and , to make it worse, you didn't close the very last tag, which is messing up the rest of your posts...) Not sure how you did it, but you’ve added over 30 tags to this post (and , to make it worse, you didn’t close the very last tag, which is messing up the rest of your posts…)

]]> By: Dawn http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15886 Dawn Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:55:25 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15886 I don't know the font changed or what it changed from. I don’t know the font changed or what it changed from.

]]> By: DRobbSki http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15885 DRobbSki Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:46:52 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15885 I was ready to award you a full year's salary as damages after the practice session at lunch. Perhaps this is why I am not a judge. I was ready to award you a full year’s salary as damages after the practice session at lunch.

Perhaps this is why I am not a judge.

]]> By: Alceste http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/comment-page-1/#comment-15884 Alceste Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:42:50 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2006/08/14/not-that-im-keeping-score/#comment-15884 Bring back the other font!!! :) Bring back the other font!!! :)

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