Not that I’m keeping score
It was bound to happen.
You file enough complaints against crazy arse taxi drivers, you will one day get the same judge you had in another case.
That day was today.
Well, really Wednesday (but go with it.)
The African-American judge with the salt and pepper dreadlocks, opened the door to the case room for me.
“Come in, Ms. Summers,†she said reading my name off the case file.
When she made eye contact, a brief look of recognition flashed across her face.
She didn’t say anything.
Neither did I, but I worried.
Would this be bad for me? Will I come off as just a malcontented chronic complainer?
Or, as F-train would later say when I told him that I had another hearing because the cab driver tried to kill me, “Why do I think you’re probably exaggerating?â€
No matter.
I was already here.
I had practiced my testimony over lunch with Drobbski that afternoon.
“I was coming from a friend’s birthday party, when I hailed a cab. I saw an on-duty cab stopped at the red light and made my way across the street to climb inside. Just as I reached the passenger side door, the driver stuck his head out and asked if I was ‘going to the city?’ The light turned green, and when I said no – he sped off, leaving me in the middle of street in the midst of now on-coming traffic.
I memorized his number – as I do now whenever I hail an on-duty cab – and wrote the information, along with the time and intersection on the back of my business card when I got into the next cab.
At this point I entered said card into evidence and the judge read the contents into the record.
I said I had nothing further and then it was the cab driver’s turn.
His defense went something like:
“You saw me? My face?â€
Oh, he wants an answer?
“I don’t remember the driver’s face. Just that this is his cab number.†I said the cab number again.
He then claimed to 1) have a partner 2) not be on duty after midnight and 3) never refused to take a passenger in his life.
Oh…right up until the judge showed that 1) the trip sheet showed that he was driving and 2) that he got off at 2:00a.m.
To point three I then added that complaining against a cab driver is one thing, actually being able to come all the way here to testify in person is another matter. So, while his record may be clean, that may also be a by-product of how difficult and time consuming testifying is.
I then took the opportunity to add, that I made time for it today because the driver of that cab was callous, reckless and should not ever be allowed to drive a cab again.
Just sayin.
She thanked me for my testimony and said I was free to wait outside for the verdict.
I told her I would.
I waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited.
Oh well…if she’s thinking this long about it, it must be bad.
So I told the secretary to tell the judge I had to go.
Well, lo and behold I got a letter in the mail yesterday from the TLC with the specific finding that “complainant’s testimony was highly credibleâ€! That’s me, that’s me!
That respondent’s behavior was against the “public interest and extremely dangerous.†That’s the douche who tried to kill me!
He got three points on his license and was fined $500…which seems like a low price for the life of one so credible. (Clareified: Highly credible!)
Oh well…maybe next time it’ll be higher!
Wait…did I say “next timeâ€?
August 14th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
Bring back the other font!!!
August 14th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
I was ready to award you a full year’s salary as damages after the practice session at lunch.
Perhaps this is why I am not a judge.
August 14th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
I don’t know the font changed or what it changed from.
August 14th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Not sure how you did it, but you’ve added over 30 tags to this post (and , to make it worse, you didn’t close the very last tag, which is messing up the rest of your posts…)
August 14th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
oops, accidentally copied the tags… that should be
fontface=”Times New Roman”
It’s in every line of HTML in the text of the post…
August 14th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
is it fixed?
August 14th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
well, for evreything except this post?
August 14th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
Yes – all but the first post are in the original font…
August 14th, 2006 at 5:55 pm
This kind of font-incompetence really undermines your credibility.
August 14th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
How come you take so many cabs when you own a car? Oh wait, did Dawn lose her car again?
August 15th, 2006 at 1:02 am
Sheesh, you mistakeningly report your car stolen one time…
August 15th, 2006 at 10:09 am
Mistakeningly?
August 15th, 2006 at 10:42 am
You wordalize one time…
August 15th, 2006 at 10:50 am
Beetches. Now, go comment on the top poker blog post before i kill youse!
August 15th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
As you wish.
August 15th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
You know, even though he tried to kill you, you calling him a “douche” is hilarious. After a recent episode of The Colbert Report where a guest called the host a “douchebag” I figured I’d look it up. Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks the word is funny. Douche and douchebag are becoming common, but mostly tongue-in-cheek, insults for men. As in:
“That’s the douche who tried to kill me!” — Dawn Summers
Or, “Now you’re just trying to be a douchebag.” Some super hot author on The Colbert Report last week. And Colbert quickly replies “No no no. I’m not trying to be a douchebag. I am a douchebag. I believe in douchebag by example.” At that point I was laughing so hard, I had to sit down.
But yeah, I’m sorry that cab driver douche tried to kill you.