RANDOM STRING OF NOT SO RANDOM THOUGHTS
RANDOM STRING OF NOT SO RANDOM THOUGHTS
Say what you want about bottle tricks and in depth knowledge of drink ingredients, but I have seven drinks –including two “I don’t know, make me something interestings,†and forty bucks that says the most important feature in a bartender is hotness.
Good thing I don’t get drunk and I’ve given up poker for a while, cause I’ll be buying lots of drinks at the Last Exit this summer.
Lately, I have taken to describing sucky situations as “awesome†— emphasis on the “awe†as in “awful.†However, I also describe great situations as awesome and I am starting to confuse myself.
Which is, of course, awesome.
I will be making yet another complaint against a cabdriver who sped off on the wrong black woman. Why don’t they have a network that distributes my picture with the phrase “if you don’t want to end up at a hearing before the TLC don’t mess with this chick�
I don’t make many promises, but when I do, I keep them.
Soooo many memories…sooo few blogs.
Where are my pajama pants?
June 25th, 2006 at 9:10 am
Good thing I donÂ’t get drunk and IÂ’ve given up poker for a while, cause IÂ’ll be buying lots of drinks at the Last Exit this summer.
Awwwwwww, you’re like almost 16 and ready to have a boyfriend.
June 25th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Well, if you’re on a drinking binge (which is apparant from the post)might as well celebrate and toast to my birthday – yikes I’m friggin’ old so go full steam ahead and imbibe! “Imbibe,” ha ha ha such a legal term (I was ostracized tonight, which is no longer tonight but very well the beginning of a morning…, for using ‘big-small words’ – doi wordsmith in the house!). Watch out! And cheers. You non-alcoholic.
June 25th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Just carry a sign that says, “Will Sue for a Ride”
June 25th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Pajama is a funny word.
June 26th, 2006 at 4:22 am
it really is.
June 26th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
Wish I was there. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go send an apology email.
June 26th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Charles, you missed Dawn’s absolution. It even included me crossing her (and not in the usual way I cross her, which is to say, by opening my mouth).
June 26th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
How is it possible that you crossing her didn’t result in lightning striking you both?
June 28th, 2006 at 3:34 am
omg we are SO going to last exit everyday. that bartender was definitely a hottie.