RANDOM STRING OF NOT SO RANDOM THOUGHTS

RANDOM STRING OF NOT SO RANDOM THOUGHTS

Say what you want about bottle tricks and in depth knowledge of drink ingredients, but I have seven drinks –including two “I don’t know, make me something interestings,” and forty bucks that says the most important feature in a bartender is hotness.
Good thing I don’t get drunk and I’ve given up poker for a while, cause I’ll be buying lots of drinks at the Last Exit this summer.

Lately, I have taken to describing sucky situations as “awesome” — emphasis on the “awe” as in “awful.” However, I also describe great situations as awesome and I am starting to confuse myself.
Which is, of course, awesome.

I will be making yet another complaint against a cabdriver who sped off on the wrong black woman. Why don’t they have a network that distributes my picture with the phrase “if you don’t want to end up at a hearing before the TLC don’t mess with this chick”?

I don’t make many promises, but when I do, I keep them.

Soooo many memories…sooo few blogs.

Where are my pajama pants?

9 Responses to “RANDOM STRING OF NOT SO RANDOM THOUGHTS”

  1. Karol Says:

    Good thing I donÂ’t get drunk and IÂ’ve given up poker for a while, cause IÂ’ll be buying lots of drinks at the Last Exit this summer.

    Awwwwwww, you’re like almost 16 and ready to have a boyfriend.

  2. Gertie Says:

    Well, if you’re on a drinking binge (which is apparant from the post)might as well celebrate and toast to my birthday – yikes I’m friggin’ old so go full steam ahead and imbibe! “Imbibe,” ha ha ha such a legal term (I was ostracized tonight, which is no longer tonight but very well the beginning of a morning…, for using ‘big-small words’ – doi wordsmith in the house!). Watch out! And cheers. You non-alcoholic.

  3. Jake Says:

    Just carry a sign that says, “Will Sue for a Ride”

  4. Karol Says:

    Pajama is a funny word.

  5. dawn summers Says:

    it really is.

  6. Charles Says:

    Wish I was there. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go send an apology email.

  7. F-Train Says:

    Charles, you missed Dawn’s absolution. It even included me crossing her (and not in the usual way I cross her, which is to say, by opening my mouth).

  8. Charles Says:

    How is it possible that you crossing her didn’t result in lightning striking you both?

  9. kaz Says:

    omg we are SO going to last exit everyday. that bartender was definitely a hottie.

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