If you think keeping fit is merely mind over matter, Lester Clancy has an invention for you – a cordless jump-rope. That’s right, a jump-rope minus the rope. All that’s left is two handles, so you jump over the pretend rope. Or if you are truly lazy, you can pretend to jump over the pretend rope.
Whew, all the pretendericizing has got me winded. I’m treating myself to some Coldstone.