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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your IQ?” The man replies “150″ and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,environmental interconnectedness, string theory. The customer is veryimpressed and thinks, “This is really cool.” He decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for anotherdrink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ?” The man responds, “about a 100.” Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, etc.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, “What’s yourIQ?”
The man replies, “Er, 50, I think.”
And the robot says… reallllllly sloooooooooooowly… “Sooooooooooo ya gonna vote for Bush again?
April 23rd, 2006 at 6:26 pm
Hahahaha
April 23rd, 2006 at 10:58 pm
I await the day when you send me an anti-Democrats joke.
April 24th, 2006 at 1:03 am
dude, when don’t i send you anti democrats jokes?
April 24th, 2006 at 1:46 am
The robot bartender is extremely astute but can’t figure out it’s the same guy every time?
April 24th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Dawn enters a bar and orders a drink. While doing so she comments to the bartender that she’s never been drunk in her life. The bartender serves Dawn her beverage, complete with many an umbrella. As Dawn ponders her upcoming poker tourney, the bartender asks her, “What’s your IQ?” She replies “I’m MENSA material, baby!” The bartender proceeds to tell Dawn “You do not need a new car. You do not need a new car. You do not need a new car. You do not need a new car. You do not need a new car. You do not need a new car.”
April 24th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
(ok, fine, that was dumb. what can i say? slow day at work)
April 24th, 2006 at 11:04 pm
hhahahahaha. no I appreciated it.