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DAMMIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY PURPOSE IN LIFE

DAMMIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY PURPOSE IN LIFE


I’m convinced god keeps me alive for the comedic entertainment my existence alone provides. I mean let’s be honest, I’m not curing AIDs or cancer anytime soon. I’m not likely to be found in Calcutta coddling infirmed orphans AND I’m not a fan of the elderly. I give some but not much to charity and I’ve never read to a blind person. Yeah, I’m around for the funny and quite little else.

Read the whole much funnier than I’ve got going on post and wish Ari a speedy recovery.

As for me, now I have to find my life’s purpose and finish this damn project.

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4 Responses to “DAMMIT, I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY PURPOSE IN LIFE”

  1. Jake Says:
    April 18th, 2006 at 3:11 am

    I thought your purpose in life was to keep Karol from doing wild and crazy things.

  2. dawn summers Says:
    April 18th, 2006 at 5:19 am

    uh oh. if that’s my purpose, i have been severly derelict.

  3. Ari Says:
    April 18th, 2006 at 6:22 pm

    Oh my goodness - you’re very cute. Now tell me, have you ever heard that before, ya shrew? lol

  4. dawn summers Says:
    April 18th, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    yes, once. When I was in second grade the school photographer caressed my chin and said “my what a cute little girl you are.”
    I bit his fingers.

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