NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAY HEAR IN THE COMING DAYS…


NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAY HEAR IN THE COMING DAYS…

I have still never been drunk in my life.

NEVER.

No matter how many bodies I have to bury in the Nevadan desert to prove it.

10 Responses to “NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAY HEAR IN THE COMING DAYS…”

  1. Ari Says:

    Well then you must spend an inordinate amount of time on antihistamines :P

  2. Karol Says:

    How about that time after your birthday party that you threw up on yourself in the cab?

  3. Alceste Says:

    Food poisoning

  4. Ari Says:

    Antihistamine poisoning?

  5. F-Train Says:

    Flu.

  6. dawn summers Says:

    motion sickness. i like this game.

  7. Pearatty Says:

    Hmm. Seems to me you must be hung over and that’s why you’re not posting.

  8. Ari Says:

    Post already you lazy thing!

  9. Charles Says:

    Can’t blog from prison - on drunk and disorderly charges.

  10. Ari Says:

    Good call Charles. You can’t blog from The Betty Ford Clinic either. Not sure about during Alanon meetings though, I think they want you to pay attention but I bet there’s wifi.

    Dawnella? Care to weigh in?

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