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Archive for April, 2006

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Sunday, April 30th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

“Don’t you know you’re not supposed to call an alcoholic before noon?” -F-train

FUNNY…

Friday, April 28th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

FUNNY…

Karol never mentioned that Hoist the African American flag continues. Not only that, but it continues with my favorite conservative blogger.

Grrr.

IS OUR IMMIGRANT CHILDREN LEARNING?

Friday, April 28th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

IS OUR IMMIGRANT CHILDREN LEARNING?

When the president was asked at a Rose Garden question-and-answer session whether the anthem should be sung in Spanish, he replied: “I think the national anthem ought to be sung in English, and I think people who want to be a citizen of this country ought to learn English and they ought to learn to sing the national anthem in English.”
He made his remarks on the matters during a wide-ranging briefing with reporters.
“I think people who want to be citizens of this country ought to learn English,” Bush said.

It’s like the pot calling the kettle’s pie higher.

COSTS OF AN IMPARTIAL JURY?

Friday, April 28th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

The judge in the sentencing trial of al Qaeda conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui reminded jurors Friday to avoid looking up words in the dictionary after learning a juror went on the Internet to find out what “aggravating” means.

“The word ‘aggravating’ essentially means to make something worse,” the judge told the jurors. “Do not hesitate to ask questions if you have any. If you have a question, we are here to help.”

Unless your question can be answered by a sixth grader.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Friday, April 28th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

“I had heard that the Golden Gate Bridge was the easiest way to die. I heard that you hit the water and you’re dead,” Hines said. “And I remember picking the spot. This is the good spot. I’m not too close to the pillar. I won’t hit the pillar. I’m not too close to the land. I won’t hit the land. I’ll hit the water and I’ll die.”

Hines stood on the bridge for 40 minutes. No one approached him to ask what was wrong. When a tourist came up and asked whether he could take her photo, Hines said that was the final straw — clear proof that no one cared.

Horrible, Horrible Dawn.

“Can you take our picture”? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Sorry.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

JOSE CAN YOU SEE

Friday, April 28th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

Musicians hawk new Spanish version of the national anthem.

British music producer Adam Kidron says he just wanted to honor the millions of immigrants seeking a better life in the U.S. when he came up with the idea of a Spanish-language version of the national anthem.

NOT SO RANDOM THOUGHT

Friday, April 28th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

NOT SO RANDOM THOUGHT

How can the same person pick two teams in the same fantasy baseball league and one be first, while the other is last?

THAT’S JUST FOR MEN THOUGH…

Friday, April 28th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

THAT’S JUST FOR MEN THOUGH…

Right?
Cause fo sho, I ain’t gonna stop calling shotgun. Ya heard?

via Karol

Peace out.

RESOLVED

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

Who you are at 12, is who you will always be.

Discuss.

AND TODAY’S INIGO AWARD GOES TO…

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

AND TODAY’S INIGO AWARD GOES TO…

“As a professional journalist, Tony Snow understands the importance of the relationship between government and those whose job it is to cover the government,” Bush said.
Snow thanked Bush and said he took the position because he believes in the president and
wants to work with the White House press corps.

“These are times that are going to be very challenging,” Snow said. “We’ve got a lot of big issues ahead, and we’ve got a lot of important things that all of us are going to be covering together, and I’m very excited and I can’t wait.”
Neither Bush nor Snow took questions from reporters during the brief announcement.

Yeah, sounds about right.