MY NEW MONDAY NIGHT MANTRA

MY NEW MONDAY NIGHT MANTRA

However dumb the subplots get on 24, we must always remember: Jack Bauer does not jump the shark. The shark swims over and asks permission to jump the Jack. Jack will then proceed to throw the shark against the wall, choke the shark, demand to know who it’s working for and proceed to trade it net immunity and a copy of the DRY list for what it knows. Because, as we all know, that shark is their only lead, the perimeters have failed and the superiors at Division have sent the herring to bring him.

24 does not suck. 24 does not suck. 24 does not suck. 24 does not suck. 24 does not suck. 24 does not suck. 24 does not suck. 24 does not suck.

5 Responses to “MY NEW MONDAY NIGHT MANTRA”

  1. Ari Says:

    24 is still pretty good. It was clever of them to at least bring Palmers’ brother back into the story. Killing Tony was unforgivable. Anyway - it’s now Lost that sucks the big one. Lost has just gotten awful. I could barely stay away through the last episode.

  2. dawn summers Says:

    i completely i agree with you about Lost. “It’s a miracle, then?” No duuuude, your wife’s a whore.

  3. Ari Says:

    Why does no one care that Michael went looking for Walt ages ago and has yet to surface? Why is the tropical polar bear no longer menacing them? Ugh. They have dropped every damn ball!

  4. Jack Bauer Says:

    woof.

  5. dawn summers Says:

    wow, jack is already blog surfing and commenting! No doubt the swimming will happen any day now. :)

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