Clareified

LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR

You should have feared the plastic owl.

PUBLIC GRATITUDE ANNOUNCEMENT

I got my very first housewarming gift today! YAY! Thanks Goober.

Now…if only I had a kitchen to put it in. Sigh.

In other news of the apartment, I saw a pigeon perched on the owl this morning.

VACATION…

All I ever wanted.

T-24 hours.

And you all know the motto: “What happens in Vegas, appears on the blog Tuesday afternoon.”

HMMMMM…

So, is this what Kaz has been up to since Project Runway ended?

via annika

TIME FOR SOME BLOGROLL ADDITIONS

Any suggestions? What else are you guys reading?

EUREKA!

Scrap the talking points, people. No matter what they say or write, you respond:

Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face.

HA! Works every time.

GEORGIA COPS TICKET WOMAN FOR ANTI-BUSH STICKER

The officer cited 47-year-old Denise Grier for her bumper sticker that takes a dig at President Bush. It combines Bush’s name with a vulgar four-letter word, as in “I’m Tired of All The BUSHIT.”

The officer cited the registered nurse at Emory University Hospital for violating a state law prohibiting lewd or profane stickers and decals on vehicles.

Grier says the sticker is a political statement.

Grier, the officer and an attorney for the American Civil Liberties Union will meet in court next month when Grier contests the misdemeanor charge which carries a $100 fine.

Well, one can only assume it’s cause officers in Decatur have nothing better to do.

AS DEAD AS THE “KT” McFARLAND CAMPAIGN?

Weinberger dead.

KT crazy.

So…now I have to start watching Dr. Who?

I’m an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
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I am 83% compatible with Big Orange Michael.

EXCEPT…BRITNEY HAD A C-SECTION

Sculptor makes statue of Sean Preston Spears crowning.

Ahhh, and today’s theme?

Idiot.