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This one from Peter in Manhattan:
Dawn, are you one of these fans:
Nine fans of Americal Idol star Clay Aiken are considering launching a class action lawsuit against the singer and his record company bosses following tabloid allegations he’s gay. The unnamed fans were shocked by recent unconfirmed claims from a retired soldier that he enjoyed a gay romp with the singer in a hotel room.
No, Peter. Actually, I am one of these other fans:
The fans are taking great care to protect their identities because they’re already received serious threats from other Aiken fans.
One of the distressed fans, who is leading the class action charge, says, “Because of the threats that have risen out of this, we are being very careful with what information we reveal, as we settle everything and first make arrangements for the safety of ourselves and our families.”
And if I meet up with any of the other “fans,” they’d best be wearing running shoes.
Thanks for your question.
Well, that’s it for today’s mailbag. If you have a question you’d like Dawn to answer, please click this link and get me something good, cause I’m done answering questions for free.
December 31st, 1969 at 7:00 pm
That first comment made me laugh out loud and a co-worker asked what was so funny. The conversation went something like,
“My girlfriend’s friend is a big Clay AIken fan.”
“Your girlfriend likes Clay Aiken??”
“Oh no no no, her friend does.”
“Oh. How old is she?”
“I don’t know. 32? 33?”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
December 31st, 1969 at 7:00 pm
That first comment made me laugh out loud and a co-worker asked what was so funny. The conversation went something like,
“My girlfriend’s friend is a big Clay AIken fan.”
“Your girlfriend likes Clay Aiken??”
“Oh no no no, her friend does.”
“Oh. How old is she?”
“I don’t know. 32? 33?”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
December 31st, 1969 at 7:00 pm
That first comment made me laugh out loud and a co-worker asked what was so funny. The conversation went something like,
“My girlfriend’s friend is a big Clay AIken fan.”
“Your girlfriend likes Clay Aiken??”
“Oh no no no, her friend does.”
“Oh. How old is she?”
“I don’t know. 32? 33?”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
February 28th, 2006 at 6:34 am
Huh? You can sue someone for being gay? Is that really a thing? ’cause I totally know some gay people, and I bet they have money.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:34 am
Huh? You can sue someone for being gay? Is that really a thing? ’cause I totally know some gay people, and I bet they have money.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:34 am
Huh? You can sue someone for being gay? Is that really a thing? ’cause I totally know some gay people, and I bet they have money.
February 28th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
hhahahahahhaaha.
February 28th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
hhahahahahhaaha.
February 28th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
hhahahahahhaaha.
February 28th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Actually, he’s being sued for being asexual, right? Which is even weirder.
February 28th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Actually, he’s being sued for being asexual, right? Which is even weirder.
February 28th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Actually, he’s being sued for being asexual, right? Which is even weirder.
February 28th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
No, he’s being sued because they thought he was an asexual virgin, but now he won’t flat out deny that he’s gay.
Heaven help them, if they should encounter any walls on the way to the courthouse.
February 28th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
No, he’s being sued because they thought he was an asexual virgin, but now he won’t flat out deny that he’s gay.
Heaven help them, if they should encounter any walls on the way to the courthouse.
February 28th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
No, he’s being sued because they thought he was an asexual virgin, but now he won’t flat out deny that he’s gay.
Heaven help them, if they should encounter any walls on the way to the courthouse.
February 28th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Hmm, wouldn’t issuing threats against the litigious fan be a crime? I believe you just implicated yourself, Dawn.
February 28th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Hmm, wouldn’t issuing threats against the litigious fan be a crime? I believe you just implicated yourself, Dawn.
February 28th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Hmm, wouldn’t issuing threats against the litigious fan be a crime? I believe you just implicated yourself, Dawn.
February 28th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Hi-lar-ious. You know, I hope Karol’s next boyfriend is as funny as you. Grrr.
February 28th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Hi-lar-ious. You know, I hope Karol’s next boyfriend is as funny as you. Grrr.
February 28th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Hi-lar-ious. You know, I hope Karol’s next boyfriend is as funny as you. Grrr.
February 28th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
I thought Karol’s next boyfriend was going to be Angelina Jolie. In any event, when that day comes about, I’m going to sue them.
February 28th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
I thought Karol’s next boyfriend was going to be Angelina Jolie. In any event, when that day comes about, I’m going to sue them.
February 28th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
I thought Karol’s next boyfriend was going to be Angelina Jolie. In any event, when that day comes about, I’m going to sue them.
February 28th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Hmmm…I don’t really see how you’ll be able to make out a prima facie claim that Angelina presented herself as a virginal asexual; or, karol for that matter…but good luck. Plus, I bet Angelina loves Clay!
February 28th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Hmmm…I don’t really see how you’ll be able to make out a prima facie claim that Angelina presented herself as a virginal asexual; or, karol for that matter…but good luck. Plus, I bet Angelina loves Clay!
February 28th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Hmmm…I don’t really see how you’ll be able to make out a prima facie claim that Angelina presented herself as a virginal asexual; or, karol for that matter…but good luck. Plus, I bet Angelina loves Clay!
February 28th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Hey. I’m a virginal asexual! I’m going to sue you if you say otherwise.
February 28th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Hey. I’m a virginal asexual! I’m going to sue you if you say otherwise.
February 28th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Hey. I’m a virginal asexual! I’m going to sue you if you say otherwise.
February 28th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
hahahahahhahaha…seriously, today’s comments are the funniest yet in Clareified’s history.
virginal asexual, Karol kills me! hahahaahahaha
February 28th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
hahahahahhahaha…seriously, today’s comments are the funniest yet in Clareified’s history.
virginal asexual, Karol kills me! hahahaahahaha
February 28th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
hahahahahhahaha…seriously, today’s comments are the funniest yet in Clareified’s history.
virginal asexual, Karol kills me! hahahaahahaha
February 28th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
I too am really enjoying this thread.
February 28th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
I too am really enjoying this thread.
February 28th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
I too am really enjoying this thread.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
I think if you research caselaw, you will find that being presented as a virginal asexual is not required for a cause of action against someone for being gay.
I suspect Karol and Angelina will probably quickly settle, rather than take their chances.
Angelina will probably get her money back quickly, however, when she sues Dawn for claiming she likes Clay.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
I think if you research caselaw, you will find that being presented as a virginal asexual is not required for a cause of action against someone for being gay.
I suspect Karol and Angelina will probably quickly settle, rather than take their chances.
Angelina will probably get her money back quickly, however, when she sues Dawn for claiming she likes Clay.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
I think if you research caselaw, you will find that being presented as a virginal asexual is not required for a cause of action against someone for being gay.
I suspect Karol and Angelina will probably quickly settle, rather than take their chances.
Angelina will probably get her money back quickly, however, when she sues Dawn for claiming she likes Clay.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:33 pm
hahahahahhahaha
February 28th, 2006 at 6:33 pm
hahahahahhahaha
February 28th, 2006 at 6:33 pm
hahahahahhahaha