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DAWN ANSWERS READER MAIL

DAWN ANSWERS READER MAIL

This one from Peter in Manhattan:

Dawn, are you one of these fans:

Nine fans of Americal Idol star Clay Aiken are considering launching a class action lawsuit against the singer and his record company bosses following tabloid allegations he’s gay. The unnamed fans were shocked by recent unconfirmed claims from a retired soldier that he enjoyed a gay romp with the singer in a hotel room.

No, Peter. Actually, I am one of these other fans:

The fans are taking great care to protect their identities because they’re already received serious threats from other Aiken fans.

One of the distressed fans, who is leading the class action charge, says, “Because of the threats that have risen out of this, we are being very careful with what information we reveal, as we settle everything and first make arrangements for the safety of ourselves and our families.”

And if I meet up with any of the other “fans,” they’d best be wearing running shoes.

Thanks for your question.

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45 Responses to “DAWN ANSWERS READER MAIL”

  1. Peter from Manhattan Says:

    That first comment made me laugh out loud and a co-worker asked what was so funny. The conversation went something like,

    “My girlfriend’s friend is a big Clay AIken fan.”
    “Your girlfriend likes Clay Aiken??”
    “Oh no no no, her friend does.”
    “Oh. How old is she?”
    “I don’t know. 32? 33?”
    “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

  2. Peter from Manhattan Says:

    That first comment made me laugh out loud and a co-worker asked what was so funny. The conversation went something like,

    “My girlfriend’s friend is a big Clay AIken fan.”
    “Your girlfriend likes Clay Aiken??”
    “Oh no no no, her friend does.”
    “Oh. How old is she?”
    “I don’t know. 32? 33?”
    “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

  3. Peter from Manhattan Says:

    That first comment made me laugh out loud and a co-worker asked what was so funny. The conversation went something like,

    “My girlfriend’s friend is a big Clay AIken fan.”
    “Your girlfriend likes Clay Aiken??”
    “Oh no no no, her friend does.”
    “Oh. How old is she?”
    “I don’t know. 32? 33?”
    “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

  4. other1 Says:

    Huh? You can sue someone for being gay? Is that really a thing? ’cause I totally know some gay people, and I bet they have money.

  5. other1 Says:

    Huh? You can sue someone for being gay? Is that really a thing? ’cause I totally know some gay people, and I bet they have money.

  6. other1 Says:

    Huh? You can sue someone for being gay? Is that really a thing? ’cause I totally know some gay people, and I bet they have money.

  7. DAWN SUMMERS Says:

    hhahahahahhaaha.

  8. DAWN SUMMERS Says:

    hhahahahahhaaha.

  9. DAWN SUMMERS Says:

    hhahahahahhaaha.

  10. Karol Says:

    Actually, he’s being sued for being asexual, right? Which is even weirder.

  11. Karol Says:

    Actually, he’s being sued for being asexual, right? Which is even weirder.

  12. Karol Says:

    Actually, he’s being sued for being asexual, right? Which is even weirder.

  13. dawn summers Says:

    No, he’s being sued because they thought he was an asexual virgin, but now he won’t flat out deny that he’s gay.

    Heaven help them, if they should encounter any walls on the way to the courthouse.

  14. dawn summers Says:

    No, he’s being sued because they thought he was an asexual virgin, but now he won’t flat out deny that he’s gay.

    Heaven help them, if they should encounter any walls on the way to the courthouse.

  15. dawn summers Says:

    No, he’s being sued because they thought he was an asexual virgin, but now he won’t flat out deny that he’s gay.

    Heaven help them, if they should encounter any walls on the way to the courthouse.

  16. Peter from Manhattan Says:

    Hmm, wouldn’t issuing threats against the litigious fan be a crime? I believe you just implicated yourself, Dawn.

  17. Peter from Manhattan Says:

    Hmm, wouldn’t issuing threats against the litigious fan be a crime? I believe you just implicated yourself, Dawn.

  18. Peter from Manhattan Says:

    Hmm, wouldn’t issuing threats against the litigious fan be a crime? I believe you just implicated yourself, Dawn.

  19. dawn summers Says:

    Hi-lar-ious. You know, I hope Karol’s next boyfriend is as funny as you. Grrr.

  20. dawn summers Says:

    Hi-lar-ious. You know, I hope Karol’s next boyfriend is as funny as you. Grrr.

  21. dawn summers Says:

    Hi-lar-ious. You know, I hope Karol’s next boyfriend is as funny as you. Grrr.

  22. Gib Says:

    I thought Karol’s next boyfriend was going to be Angelina Jolie. In any event, when that day comes about, I’m going to sue them.

  23. Gib Says:

    I thought Karol’s next boyfriend was going to be Angelina Jolie. In any event, when that day comes about, I’m going to sue them.

  24. Gib Says:

    I thought Karol’s next boyfriend was going to be Angelina Jolie. In any event, when that day comes about, I’m going to sue them.

  25. dawn summers Says:

    Hmmm…I don’t really see how you’ll be able to make out a prima facie claim that Angelina presented herself as a virginal asexual; or, karol for that matter…but good luck. Plus, I bet Angelina loves Clay!

  26. dawn summers Says:

    Hmmm…I don’t really see how you’ll be able to make out a prima facie claim that Angelina presented herself as a virginal asexual; or, karol for that matter…but good luck. Plus, I bet Angelina loves Clay!

  27. dawn summers Says:

    Hmmm…I don’t really see how you’ll be able to make out a prima facie claim that Angelina presented herself as a virginal asexual; or, karol for that matter…but good luck. Plus, I bet Angelina loves Clay!

  28. Karol Says:

    Hey. I’m a virginal asexual! I’m going to sue you if you say otherwise.

  29. Karol Says:

    Hey. I’m a virginal asexual! I’m going to sue you if you say otherwise.

  30. Karol Says:

    Hey. I’m a virginal asexual! I’m going to sue you if you say otherwise.

  31. dawn summers Says:

    hahahahahhahaha…seriously, today’s comments are the funniest yet in Clareified’s history.

    virginal asexual, Karol kills me! hahahaahahaha

  32. dawn summers Says:

    hahahahahhahaha…seriously, today’s comments are the funniest yet in Clareified’s history.

    virginal asexual, Karol kills me! hahahaahahaha

  33. dawn summers Says:

    hahahahahhahaha…seriously, today’s comments are the funniest yet in Clareified’s history.

    virginal asexual, Karol kills me! hahahaahahaha

  34. Karol Says:

    I too am really enjoying this thread.

  35. Karol Says:

    I too am really enjoying this thread.

  36. Karol Says:

    I too am really enjoying this thread.

  37. Gib Says:

    I think if you research caselaw, you will find that being presented as a virginal asexual is not required for a cause of action against someone for being gay.

    I suspect Karol and Angelina will probably quickly settle, rather than take their chances.

    Angelina will probably get her money back quickly, however, when she sues Dawn for claiming she likes Clay.

  38. Gib Says:

    I think if you research caselaw, you will find that being presented as a virginal asexual is not required for a cause of action against someone for being gay.

    I suspect Karol and Angelina will probably quickly settle, rather than take their chances.

    Angelina will probably get her money back quickly, however, when she sues Dawn for claiming she likes Clay.

  39. Gib Says:

    I think if you research caselaw, you will find that being presented as a virginal asexual is not required for a cause of action against someone for being gay.

    I suspect Karol and Angelina will probably quickly settle, rather than take their chances.

    Angelina will probably get her money back quickly, however, when she sues Dawn for claiming she likes Clay.

  40. dawn summers Says:

    hahahahahhahaha

  41. dawn summers Says:

    hahahahahhahaha

  42. dawn summers Says:

    hahahahahhahaha

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    I’m not doubting what you say is true – but how can it be proven?

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