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APPRENTICE BLOGGING


APPRENTICE BLOGGING

Oh my gosh! How crazy was that when Jack bursts into the guy’s office and gets tasered!! Who knew? I totally thought Jack Bauer ran on electricity; taser him and TWO Jack Bauers take his place.

OK, I keed, I keed.

But really, you know who’s not in MENSA? The guy that picked this timeslot for Apprentice Season 5.

Hmm…24 and Apprentice are both in their fifth seasons…that probably means something.

Well.

So we’ve got another fine crop of lawyers and business school graduates. I suppose I should be rooting for the Columbia Law grad or the fat guy or the black chick.

We’ll decide soon.

I will say that both my future husbands appear to be competing on the show this Season.

The second one, of course, to come after a tragic fishing accident takes my first husband’s life oh so unexpectedly and an appropriate mourning period.

We’ll also decide which is which after in a few weeks.

But hint: Orlando Bloom totally in the running.

12 Responses to “APPRENTICE BLOGGING”

  1. Ari Says:

    Man… a Robocop/Jack Bauer faceoff.

    Too. Much. To. Consider.

    And Lynn? Finally!

  2. Ari Says:

    Man… a Robocop/Jack Bauer faceoff.

    Too. Much. To. Consider.

    And Lynn? Finally!

  3. Ari Says:

    Man… a Robocop/Jack Bauer faceoff.

    Too. Much. To. Consider.

    And Lynn? Finally!

  4. Esther Says:

    PS, some religious Jews in the cast. Can’t wait until someone has to sell pork sausage or something. We’re talking Amaya bobbing for pigs’ feet or something…

  5. Esther Says:

    PS, some religious Jews in the cast. Can’t wait until someone has to sell pork sausage or something. We’re talking Amaya bobbing for pigs’ feet or something…

  6. Esther Says:

    PS, some religious Jews in the cast. Can’t wait until someone has to sell pork sausage or something. We’re talking Amaya bobbing for pigs’ feet or something…

  7. Gertie Says:

    Fat guy off! Fat guy off! Pu-leaze he’s full of shopping mall ideas. OK, his heart is in the right place and he’s a lawyer, but still! Chamrming, I’m sure….

  8. Gertie Says:

    Fat guy off! Fat guy off! Pu-leaze he’s full of shopping mall ideas. OK, his heart is in the right place and he’s a lawyer, but still! Chamrming, I’m sure….

  9. Gertie Says:

    Fat guy off! Fat guy off! Pu-leaze he’s full of shopping mall ideas. OK, his heart is in the right place and he’s a lawyer, but still! Chamrming, I’m sure….

  10. Gertie Says:

    PS and this… I know… only from commercial breaks during The Bachelor. So come on already!

  11. Gertie Says:

    PS and this… I know… only from commercial breaks during The Bachelor. So come on already!

  12. Gertie Says:

    PS and this… I know… only from commercial breaks during The Bachelor. So come on already!

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