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Archive for January, 2006

DEAR 24 WRITERS,

Monday, January 30th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

DEAR 24 WRITERS,

Jack Bauer only has 24 hours.

He has time to kill people, stab people, blow shit up, break necks, take hostages, steal helicopters, hotwire cars, interrogate suspects, and escape from impossible-to-escape from holes in walls.

However, Jack Bauer does NOT have, I repeat NO LO TIENE, time to tell some dumb bitch he’s never stopped loving her.

That is all.

SEEKING RECOMMENDATIONS

Monday, January 30th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

SEEKING RECOMMENDATIONS

I’m heading out to Vegas in March/April. Where’s the best (read: cheap but doesn’t look like it; no gunfire a must) place to stay out there? Any good shows to see? And where’s the best poker?

WOOOOOOOO

Monday, January 30th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

WOOOOOOOO

“I am a pro-choice, pro-environment, pro-Bill of Rights Republican and I will be voting against this nomination.” U.S. Senator Lincoln Chafee (R-RI)

Wow…Chafee, Kerry, Clinton AND Lieberman? Is it me or has the Senate gotten interesting again?

TO DO LIST

Monday, January 30th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

TO DO LIST

YOU BREAK IT, YOU BOUGHT IT

Monday, January 30th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

YOU BREAK IT, YOU BOUGHT IT

Man shatters priceless Ming vases after tripping on shoelaces.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Monday, January 30th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

QUOTE OF THE DAY

”A friend of mine always says if you don’t have something nice to say about someone, let’s hear it,” said ”Lost” co-star Terry O’Quinn, surrounded by fellow cast members. ”So about our cast, I’d like to say that this is the saddest collection of climbing, grasping, paranoid, back-stabbing, screen-grabbing losers and schmoozers that you ever saw on your stage in your life. But we love each other very much.”

Maybe they should get Locke to do some of the writing for the sagging show.

MEN SO ARE FROM MARS

Sunday, January 29th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

MEN SO ARE FROM MARS

Me: I need to come up with a cool character and write a TV Series or a movie trilogy. Ideally something with a cute teenage girl that does something cool.

F-Train: Like have sex?

Me: No, dude. I’m not a pornographer. She’ll have like powers of some kind.

Alceste: Pornographic powers!

WORLD NEWS TONIGHT ANCHOR CURSE

Sunday, January 29th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

WORLD NEWS TONIGHT ANCHOR CURSE

Bob Woodruff exploded in Iraq.

STOP! Or my grandma will shoot

Sunday, January 29th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

STOP! Or my grandma will shoot

Ouch.

HAPPY NEW YEAR…

Sunday, January 29th, 2006 by Dawn Summers

HAPPY NEW YEAR…

Though that in no way constitutes approval of the yearly animal themes.