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Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 by Dawn SummersLOST BLOGGING
See? My eulogy woulda been more like “Ding Dong the witch is dead. Let’s eat.”
LOST BLOGGING
See? My eulogy woulda been more like “Ding Dong the witch is dead. Let’s eat.”
SOMEWHERE MICHAEL VARTAN IS SAYING: NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH
via Esther who rightly reminds us all why we love the Gilmore Girls.
Season Five’s on DVD in December, so get thee to Netflix!
As the rest of us hope the best episodes aren’t behind us.
WOMAN GETS FIRST FACIAL TRANSPLANT
And don’t think I didn’t notice that it was a cute, cuddly dog attack which necessitated the procedure.
Cause I did.
CAUSE WE’RE TOO OBESE?
“America will not run in the face of car bombers and assassins so long as I am your commander-in-chief.”
DEAR NEW YORK DEMOCRATS,
*THIS* is the party that has kicked our ass in every major election in the state, except the U.S. Senate races, for the last twelve years?
The state’s top GOP legislator is urging fellow Republican Jeanine Pirro to pull out of the U.S. Senate race against Hillary Clinton.
State Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno says he’s told Pirro, the Westchester County District Attorney and Senate hopeful, she has a better shot at winning the state’s attorney general slot.
That seat will soon be vacated by Democrat Eliot Spitzer, who plans to run for governor in 2006.
“While she may make a great U.S. senator, she would be a greater public service, she’d be a greater service to the state ticket to be on as Attorney General,” said Bruno.
Pirro has said in a statement that while she appreciates Bruno’s confidence in her abilities, she is still a candidate for U.S. Senate.
Bruno contends Pirro’s odds are not good against incumbent Clinton. Clinton has maintained a comfortable lead, according to independent polls.
Insert head hung in shame.
WELL, THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A WINNING FORMULA
E! picks up revamped ‘Simple Life’
The fourth season will have Hilton and Richie taking turns playing a “wife” and running households, with the family involved each week deciding which of the two did a better job.
If Hilton and Richie are still not talking, the format allows for filming to take place with each woman not coming into contact with the other, said Chris Alexander, spokesman for Twentieth Century Fox Television.
FUNNY. WHERE I’M FROM THAT’S CALLED ‘CITIZEN’
“Very often you have people coming from the second generation of immigration, they don’t know their country of origin,” he said.
“They don’t have the same link with France as their parents who chose to come and work here. So, as Jacques Chirac, the President of the Republic said, there was some kind of a lack of identity.”
So…France’s PM thinks it sucks so bad to be French that even people born in France are looking for some alternate identity?
THE FINAL WORD ON THANKSGIVING
I don’t care what sort of clever basting, marinading, cooking tricks, you use, there’s only one reason to eat white meat: there’s no dark meat left.
He may be stupid, but the man knows meat.