Clareified

GUESS WHO’S BACK…BACK AGAIN

4:05 p.m. “This promises to be the most ragged show we’ve ever done”
Ace cuts his opening rant short.
4:06 p.m. Ace is kicking ass in online poker. He is going to Vegas for the World Series. (Hmmm…hope he’ll be reporting that income on his tax returns. -ed.)
Guest is Jack Kelly, national security columnist. He was not fired by USA Today.
Jack Kelly…name is sooo familiar…was he the Christian Bale character in Newsies?
It was the feds job to do everything and it was all Bush’s fault and Michael Brown’s fault, have I been out of touch for so long that there are Michael Brown apologists now?
“Response to Katrina was within guidelines and faster for previous hurricanes. And the obstacles were much greater and they were category five hurricanes.”
Well, then: Job well done. Raises for everyone.
Karol: Was it that the media needed some hysteria: Yeah, city underwater, people on rooftops, rapes in the evacuation center, NO BIG.
Crazy hysterical media.
Mostly perpesterous that it was Bush’s fault.
“It isn’t clear whether they are talking about Louisiana FEMA or federal FEMA”
Lousiana DHS kept the Red Cross out of the Centers.
Ace knew a reporter who covered the legal beat and he basically said that “because he covered the law, he was as well trained on the law as a lawyer.”
“Do you get that sense from your colleagues?”
“I don’t even know that they are experts on reportage. Their spelling is not very good.”
“Anderson Cooper is prettier than Dan Rather.”
Ace: He’s prettier than my girlfriend.
Man, I wish F-train would call. We could be planning our trip. Figuring out logistics, book a room, exchange tips and decide on how much money to bring…
Oh, sorry. Were they still talking?
“Storytelling is making things up. It’s certainly not news and I think it’s bad business.”
“Unless CNN is just catering to people suffering from BDS. Bush Deranged Syndrome.”
If I was more technologically savvy, I would set up a Ace minutes talking counter. It would stop and start whenever Ace is talking.
I predict that the 55 minute broadcast would be broken down to Ace: 39 minutes Guest: 11 Karol: 5 minutes
“If you want to save the world become a social worker or a soldier.”
“Do you have any criticism for the federal government?” Wow. Zing.
Ahh…yes, Karol, the BIG problem was the poor PR response.
What PR is not “substantive issues?”
Brown should never have been the head of FEMA.
Jack Kelly: Blah blah Nagin …insinuates lawyers stopped him from doing something…we need to do what Bill the Butcher suggests(dead air) you know, the character from Henry VI who says “kill all the lawyers.”
(HAHAHAHHAHAHA…there is nothing so amusing as a little bit of education. The full Shakespeare “kill the lawyers quote” is in response to the question “how can we take over the country and bend everyone to our will.
Moron.
It’s like how can you take anyone seriously that quotes something they have so clearly never read.-ed.)
He would give FEMA an incomplete.
Nagin and Blanco between an F and a D.
Media would get double F. Ooooh. Double F.
Karol: has the media gone beyond irresponsible by reporting the dead before we knew?
“That goes back to Nagin. It was picked up without examination by the media.”
(Riiight because no one guessed at the number of 9/11 dead. The number 50,000 per twin tower was never cited by anyone.-ed.)
None of which was challenged by Tim Russert who let him go “on and on and on.” (First, the guy never said it was his mother and two what the hell was Tim Russert supposed to do? Yell “Stop crying you big wuss. Produce the tape recordings of these conversations!” -ed.)
(Ooops, forgot about putting times on the side…been a while. -ed.)
4:29 “New climate of fear in the newsrooms?”
“I used to say I was in a declining industry, but I used to be declining faster than it was. Now I fear the industry is declining faster than I would have it go.”
4:30 “Rather is the Al Gore of windbag”
4:31 Karol: “Jack Kelly is speaking truth to power.”
4:32 “Left has gotten reactionary, especially liberals in journalism.”
4:33 Does Ace really have an “Aunt Susie”? Get the powerline guys on this — STAT!
4:34 Blah blah hippies blah blha tye die…who is this guy? The dad from some sixties Gidget movie?
4:35 Karol: Maybe he is right to be scared. You can’t have fake stories like your memo thing go unchecked. (Riiiiight, but weapons of mass destruction that gets right through? -ed)
4:36 Journalists are not used to people being able to fire back. -Jack Kelly
4:37 I thought the guest had to go by 4:30? LIES, where’s powerline! Or that Air America obsessed guy? Bring down the African-American flag.
4:38 Jack Kelly: The state department is always for the status quo, no matter how much they fought the status quo before it became the status quo. “I would like to see Iraq stay together. The middle east would benefit from a multi ethnic democracy. That’s what we are…to be mature…this is what a nation needs to get to.”
“I don’t see it as a great tragedy…there would be some great beenfits if Iraq were to fracture.”
4:40 If Iraq were to break up, Iran would soon follow. “A readjustment of borders would not be a terrible thing. (Dude and there are Mexicans who would rather be Texans, Canadians who would rather be New Yorkers…ain’t gonna happen, guy.)
4:45 VON BEK!
4:47 13 minutes to go.
4:48 (Huh. I thought Farrahkan was dead…cancer or something. No? -ed.)
4:49 Are they still on? Last thing I heard was “more unhinged elements of the black left.” (Maybe “a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ n*****, went to work on them with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.”
4:52 Eight minutes to go and not a mention of me. Sigh.
4:53 Alberto has declared a war on terror…agents have snarked that they guess that means the war on terror is won. Karol “Yeah…but I’m sure they’ll be happy to do it.” hhahahaha. Karol made a funny.
4:57 Conservatives don’t trust Gonzalez (Siednote, is it just me or does anyone else miss Ashcroft.)
4:59 “I don’t wan to be too pro-pron” (really? cause that’s not the sennse that I’m getting.
5:00 Well, Ace, a promise made is a promise kept. One half liberal New York Timmes’

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