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IT’S WORSE THAN CHINESE WATER TORTURE

IT’S WORSE THAN CHINESE WATER TORTURE

I am trying to get a new passport, but for reasons that I will never be able to comprehend, I do not have the old one.

So, in order to prove U.S. Citizenship, I must go, in person, to the nearest passport office with untold sums of money, pictures, a current photo id and my birth certificate.

I can’t imagine who thought that a person who can’t manage to hang on to their passport, would have any idea where a 30-year-old birth certificate is, but needless to say, I went straight to New York City’s “how to obtain a replacement copy of your birth certificate” FAQ.

Of course, in order to obtain such a replacement, I need to provide untold sums of money, a current photo ID and a copy of my passport.

So, that’s that for Dawn Summers international woman of mystery.

It’s all national travel for me from here on out.

One Response to “IT’S WORSE THAN CHINESE WATER TORTURE”

  1. Karol Says:

    Why does it have to be Chinese? Racist.

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