CALLING MISS MANNERS EXPERTS…
How long must you wait after attending your friends’ housewarming party before you can start bad mouthing New Jersey without having it seem like you in any way had less than a great time at Dawn 2 and Alceste’s superfantastic riverfront apartment?
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July 31st, 2005 at 10:08 pm
Not much help for now, but in future, bad mouth it ahead of time and then how can anyone take it personally? Things that it is safe to badmouth ahead of time:
New Jersey
anything with a duck motif
Madonna’s next venture
store-boughten tomatoes
Florida weather in August
New Jersey
Danielle Steele books
Target (badmouthing Walmart is passe)
post-menopausal “collectibles”
paunchy men in t-shirts
New Jersey
the smell of craft stores
Christmas “newsletters”
sleaze wear on 10 year old girls
people who know better than you and tell you so
New Jersey
cheap paper napkins…
well, you get the idea.
August 1st, 2005 at 2:10 am
We’re used to it (bad mouthing New Jersey). The mere fact of your attendence shows that your liking of us outweighs your dislike of New Jersey (at least for brief periods of time), and we don’t require that you actually have to like New Jersey. (Well OK, I don’t, but I can’t really claim to speak for Alceste.)
I’m so glad that you came!