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Close your eyes Signor Ferrari! Or better yet take this time to do the meme for Ugarte.

Since I was in the barren land of hotel and highways, but no internet, also known as “Tampa” on Monday night, I didn’t get a chance to see the weekly Marwan outsmarts Bauer show until last night.

Hmm…so Evan Handler is now typecast as a lawyer. Interesting.

Putting aside that Marwan happens to have the number of Amnesty Global in his cellphone AND manages to reach someone in the middle of the night AND they happen to have someone ready to go, right there in Downtown L.A., I find it curious that we are supposed to consider Handler a bad guy.

Why couldn’t CTU just use that old tactic of telling the suspect that the bad guy would kill him when he found out that the suspect ratted him out? Then threaten to release him with no protection?

CTU has managed, in less than 24 hours, to torture three innocent people. It’s like they are torture happy. I hope Jack had lots of pets as a boy.

All in all, another lackluster episode.

But next week… PAL-MER! PAL-MER!! PAL-MER!!

APPRENTICE BLOGGING

“Balls to the wall”…um…so…Alex, still not gay?

Poor poor Gib…I mean Bren…realizes what was important was under his nose all along.

My prediction: Alex vs. Tana.

Or Alex vs. Kendra

or Kendra vs. Tana.

OK, more specifically, Craig is so gone in the next boardroom.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“You know, I worked four hours today for 16 dollars an hour. Honestly, I made more than that playing poker this morning.”

HOPEFULLY NOT A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME…

The East Coco Beach Metropolitans are currently second in both fantasy
leagues.

That is all.

Oh, one more thing: shut up.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

via Iocaste

WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE LAST TWO MINUTES OF ALIAS…

“He promised me I could live forever…”

And then? Anybody?

I’m Onto You ABC

“Desperate Housewives: Sorting Out the Dirty Laundry”?

“Lost: The Journey”?

It’s called a clip show, bub, and you’re not allowed to do them until Season Four. The very best shows, never do them.

You suck.

I mean, I’ll watch, but I’ll be channeling surfing as I do.

SHAAALOOOW CUTS, SHAAALOOOW CUTS

Alias tonight was genius. If only for the Joel Grey casting. I guess I wasn’t the only one who noticed the resemblance.

ANYTHING THEY CAN DO….

Mets respond to Yanks’ record setting runs in a single innning with a record tying most home runs in a single game.

TALES FROM THE SKY

Woman pointing to toddler in window seat: That’s my seat.
Mother of toddler in window seat: Hi. I was wondering if you’d mind switching seats with me? My husband and I couldn’t get seats together, I have an aisle seat two rows back and they have these two seats here.
Woman: You have an adorable little girl and a nice husband, I however, have that window seat.

Now faithful reader, I would love to tell you that was the end of the matter and that the little girl did not start screaming and kicking as her father tried to take her away from the window. I would like to tell you that the little girl did not continue screaming until someone in the row in front of them offered to give the woman her window seat and take the mom’s aisle seat two rows back.

I would love to tell you that, but it would not be true.