Lots of people in the UK play Poker on the net. Online Poker sites in the UK are made up of some of the biggest high street brands like Sky, Virgin & Ladbrokes Poker.
Dawn says: Spoilers, Will Robinson, Spoilers.
Marwan says: Peekaboo Jack, I see you.
Girlfriend says: Ooooh, I’m telling.
Jack says: I see your consequences, and raise you my dead wife.
President Logan says: Jane! Stop this crazy thing.
Mike Novick says: Quick! Get me Batman.
Palmer says: I knew you’d come crawling back.
Chloe says: I ain’t no Paula.
24 says: You remember Season 2? You liked Season 2? Yeah, me too. Let’s do it again.
A SCIENTIFIC STUDY
Thesis: If the Yankees win, it means the Mets lose. -Dr. Pear Atty
YANKEES 11, RANGERS 1
Johnson and Yanks Try New Routine
By TYLER KEPNER
Randy Johnson retired 17 of the first 18 batters, and by the time Texas scored its first run, the Yankees had built a 7-0 lead.
NATIONALS 11, METS 4
Randolph Nearly Misses a Sign as the Mets Yield
By LEE JENKINS
In an outing that lasted only five and a third innings, Zambrano gave up eight runs, walked three batters and hit two more.
Of course, I’d be more pissed if I didn’t have Livan pitching on one of my fantasy teams.
YAY!
I can finally claim my poker losses on my tax returns!
By the way, if you’re looking for a new online poquer site, e-mail me. I’ll refer you to this one. The games are limited, but still.
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL SAYS U.S. TO BLAME FOR 9/11
“I think what’s good about the movie is that it deals with 9/11 in such a subtle, open way that I think it allows it to be more complicated than just, ‘Oh, look at these poor New Yorkers and how hard it was for them,’”
The actress made the comments while promoting her film about the aftermath of the terror attacks, during the Tribeca film festival which was created to revitalize downtown New York after the attacks, on NY1, a local New York station.
So how many days before the Gyllenhaal apology and monetary donation to a September 11th charity for children of the victims? 2? 3?
Martha Stewart Under Investigation Again
Officials probe whether the domestic diva’s attendance at Time magazine’s gala ball violates “work release” conditions.
Personally, I wonder how she manages to find a gown that goes with the ankle bracelet.
NEWT ‘08!!!!!!
Howard Fineman announces that the Newt is in.
STONERS vs. TECHIES
OH…NOW, THAT’S JUST GROSS
But it’s hard to argue that America is becoming more colorblind when we’re still missing one benchmark: When will Hollywood dare release a major movie in which Denzel Washington and Reese Witherspoon fall passionately in love?
And race has nothing to do with it.
IS IT TOO EARLY TO EAT CROW?
The Marlins were so overmatched that Lenny Harris actually bunted for a single with Florida down by nine runs in the seventh inning, then laughed all the way to first base.
“I was laughing, too,” Martínez said. “We are good friends, and I think he was just playing a joke.”
Martínez is giving the Mets more than comic relief. He has delivered four sterling starts this season, given up four runs in his last 28 innings and improved his strikeout-to-walk ratio to an astounding 38-4. Critics cautioned this winter that Martínez could no longer pitch on four days’ rest, yet in a seven-inning effort Thursday he gave up one run on three hits to Florida with four days’ rest. “Not bad for a guy who couldn’t pitch five innings,” Martínez said with a broad smile.
Or is that humble pie?