Comments on: OSCAR 2005 IS…

By: J. Roam

J. Roam — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 22:23:45 +0000

Oh yeah,

I’ve also decided that I when I retire I will be Morgan Freeman.

By: J. Roam

J. Roam — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 22:22:41 +0000

“Chris Rock is funny as hell.”

I must concur in judgement, but for a different reason. Chris proved that Hollywood, for all its creativity and long history of humor, still is not ready to laugh at itself, much less when a brother is telling the joke. Nicole Kidman winning an Emmy when HAlle took the Oscar? An old man named Arnold from “Happy Days” once said, “Bwa-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah.” Who the hell is Jude Law and why is he in every movie I see? Bwa-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah. Support for six Police Academy movies but not one for “The Passion”? Bwa-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah.

And don’t even get me started on Soul Plane. . .

By: Jake

Jake — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 06:33:33 +0000

Drew Barrymore showed off her new face after some extensive plastic surgery.

I like her new look. What do you think of her new face?

By: Dawn Summers

Dawn Summers — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 01:00:36 +0000

Not tackier than having all the nominees on stage and then picking one winner. Hello? Oscars? Yes, this is American Idol, we want our format back.

By: Alceste

Alceste — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 00:54:46 +0000

I liked Chris Rock. General reaction from the older folk appears to be quite negative though. Oscars overall were probably the worst I have ever seen. Shot selection was bad, sets were put up way too slowly, random mics soundled like they were on, graphics were horrible, and the presentations in the aisles were tacky.

By: ugarte

ugarte — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:43:52 +0000

I need editing privileges. Among others, there shouldn’t be a “?” at the end of Banderas. To continue.

Charlie Kaufman looked much more like Nic Cage in Adaptation than I thought he would.
Sean Penn didn’t go far enough.
Hilary Swank is much classier than you are crediting her for.
Annette Bening was in a movie that I didn’t see.
Chad Lowe is unrecognizable. And invisible in his wife’s shadow.
Oprah is down with Black Power!
Jamie Foxx has a tat ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.
Clint Eastwood is at a stage where everything he does is going to be treated with reverence. Which leads to …
Martin Scorsese is going to kill someone.
Julia Roberts is so yesterday. Until tomorrow.
Clint Eastwood’s mom is…well…alive. DYYYAAAMMMM

By: ugarte

ugarte — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:40:02 +0000

Chris Rock had to be paid extra to say some of the intro lines they gave him.
Morgan Freeman … I can’t say anything negative about Morgan Freeman. He is too damn cool
Halle Berry, shockingly, has credibility.
Robin Williams should be killed in public.
Drew Barrymore was auditioning for a role in The Melanie Griffith Story.
Beyonce is a little boring.
Cate Blanchett is everywhere.
Adam Sandler’s presentation was, like an SNL skit, overlong and underfunny.
Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz are apparently still learning English.
Jake Gyllenhall is starting in American History X 2.
Antonio Banderas is NOT a singer?
Prince is still a little nutty … and should have been singing instead of Banderas.
Natalie Portman was a better actress in Beautiful Girls in The Professional than she was in that scene from Closer.
Samuel L. Jackson is … shut yo mouth.
Charlie Kaufman looked much more like Nic Cage in Ad

By: Petitedov

Petitedov — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 19:18:25 +0000

I though Scarlet Johanson’s hair was really, really, bad. And the whole fidgeting thing and fake laugh didn’t help. And i have to disagree about Oprah she irritates me so much. The jewels on Beyonce a tad overdone.