OSCAR 2005 IS…
Chris Rock is funny as hell.
Morgan Freeman is grace personified.
Halle Berry is the woman.
Robin Williams is crazy in a good way.
Drew Barrymore is in desperate need of a new stylist.
Beyonce is smoking hot.
Cate Blanchett is long overdue.
Adam Sandler is officially fat.
Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz is Hollywood’s next ‘It Couple.’
Jake Gyllenhall is not attractive bald.
Antonio Banderas is…a singer?
Prince is a sexy mother– shut yo mouth.
Natalie Portman is in need of a dress that fits.
Samuel L. Jackson is getting old.
Charlie Kaufman is adorable.
Sean Penn is crazy in a bad way.
Hilary Swank is annoying.
Annette Bening is pissed the hell off.
Chad Lowe is glad for the chance to be seen again.
Oprah is amazing.
Jamie Foxx is endearing.
Clint Eastwood is the man.
Martin Scorsese is going to kill himself.
Julia Roberts is so yesterday.
Clint Eastwood’s mom is…well…alive. DYYYAAAMMMM.
*****UPDATE*****: Candace has gone elementary school teacher on my ass, and corrected this post to her liking. Let’s just say, there is a lot of red pen usage.