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24


24

Today everyone looks pink! Equal opportunity bad makeup, hooray.
I had a post about how lackluster this season was and how the ugliness of the cast makes it really hard for me to care about what happens to them.
I was going to say how I think the character of Heller was dreadfully miscast, the man’s voice is too pitchy and he looks too rolly-pollyish (I debated the hyphen on that) for me to take him seriously as the secretary of defense.
Maybe I would have thrown in a few jabs at Paul and his pathetic attempt to win his wife away from the man who just saved her life with his skillful knife throwing.
Ooh and I might have noted that if you ever hear Jack say the words “I will call for help, just tell me everything I need to know first,” you should spit in his eye and say “that will go with me to the grave, Bauer” (wheezing and sputtering as much as your bullet wound requires, of course.)
But I forgot all that after the final three minutes.
WOOO HOOOO.
And it’s not just cause he’s hot.
I won’t ruin it for those of you waiting to see it. But WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ok, I’m going to post my spoiler filled chanting in the comment section now, so don’t go look if you don’t wanna know.

8 Responses to “24”

  1. Dawn Summers Says:

    TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE!
    YAY!!!! And now if it turns out that Michelle was infected with the virus after all and that she’s dead, all the better!!! She was so beneath him.
    TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE! TOE-KNEE!

  2. annie Says:

    i was right with you (minus the three hour time difference)
    Wooooo Hoooooo!!!

  3. Anonymous Says:

    That was so damn awesome!!!!!!! LOVED IT.

    Ari.

  4. cube Says:

    it was amazing. everyone i was watching it with yelled at the exact same time.

    it was a thundreous cheer from the crown when he made his appearence.

    toni is cool, but i still like jack bauer better

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    What’s funniest though, is that if Tony hadn’t shown up when he did, Jack bauer actually thought he was going to beat a man with an automatic weapon to death with the butt of a gun.

  6. cube Says:

    and jack would have done it.

    actually jack would have thrown the gun and the guy would have followed the gun, then jack would have grabbed the guy. The guys friend would have then shot at jack, but jack would have stopped time, and moved the guy in to the path of the on coming bullet. On that bullet have taken the guy with the machine gun out, jack would have used the power of his mind to kill the other guy.

    jack did not need tony

  7. Monjo Says:

    Since by reading this Ive just ruined the next three weeks or so for myself (just saw hour 3), I have to point out that this series of 24 is littered with plot-faults and holes in the storyline. For instance why didnt the terrorist just kill the hacker-boy? There was no justification in keeping him alive and asking him questions.
    Why also would a field op not be wearing a bullet-proof vest (the guy who was shot in the car pack)?
    Why is the head of CTU so stupid?

  8. Jenny Mullen Says:

    Great Post, love your blog.

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