Today everyone looks pink! Equal opportunity bad makeup, hooray.
I had a post about how lackluster this season was and how the ugliness of the cast makes it really hard for me to care about what happens to them.
I was going to say how I think the character of Heller was dreadfully miscast, the man’s voice is too pitchy and he looks too rolly-pollyish (I debated the hyphen on that) for me to take him seriously as the secretary of defense.
Maybe I would have thrown in a few jabs at Paul and his pathetic attempt to win his wife away from the man who just saved her life with his skillful knife throwing.
Ooh and I might have noted that if you ever hear Jack say the words “I will call for help, just tell me everything I need to know first,” you should spit in his eye and say “that will go with me to the grave, Bauer” (wheezing and sputtering as much as your bullet wound requires, of course.)
But I forgot all that after the final three minutes.
And it’s not just cause he’s hot.
I won’t ruin it for those of you waiting to see it. But WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ok, I’m going to post my spoiler filled chanting in the comment section now, so don’t go look if you don’t wanna know.