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FANTASY FOOTBALL

DAUNTE CARRIES THE ECB RAMS INTO THE FINALS!!!

The once completely defeated East Coco Beach Rams went on to upset the league favorite 13-1 leader.

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

Annika recounts her first law school exam period:

i’ve finished three exams so far, and i’ve had three panic attacks. Each one occurred somewhere between the halfway mark and three quarters of the way through the exam. Each was accompanied by dry mouth, an increased heart rate, and a curious rushing sound in my ears; not to mention a morbid feeling of dread helplessness, as if i were drowning or being buried alive.

The sad part is that I read her post thinking ‘Man, I wish I was still in law school.’ Now, I’m sure it probably has a lot to do with my ever-present desire to muck this hand and move to a different table, so to speak. But, truth be told I loved school – especially exam time. Nothing beats the rush of one week of cramming, culminating with 24 hours of no sleep before facing the beast. Me a desk, a four pens and as many answers by analogy as I can muster. Go time.
Then it was all over and we return to a life of video games, soap operas and bike riding.
Ah, Annika, cherish these days of feeling the dread helplessness of drowning or being buried alive, it sure beats the actual being buried alive.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Karol: Q3, should I play it?

Me: Yes.

Karol: So Peter says no, and you say yes. What should I do?

Me: Who plays Party Poker all time?

Peter(near simultaneously): Who loses on Party Poker all the time?

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“So, the election’s over. Now we got red states and blue states. What the hell? Red states and blue states? Since when did the whole country become crips and bloods?”

“You know, I actually voted this year. Did y’all watch those debates? I’m sorry, but I ain’t voting for a guy I can beat in a spelling bee. This man blows up anything he can’t spell. Sir, How do you spell Baghdad? Huh.. what? BOOM is how you spell it.”

-D.L. Hughley

ALLEGEDLY

Michael Jackson entertains kids at his Neverland ranch.

When one of the youngsters shouted, “We love you!” Jackson replied “I love you more”

LIFE IMITATES ‘AQUATIC’

Australia plans to find and kill shark that killed surfer.

IRAQ-NOPHOBIA

Soldier asks cousin to shoot him in order to avoid returning to Iraq.

NOT FAIR

I tell you how to cyclops rock,
butthen you go and turn around and break my heart

RUSSIA WATCH

It’s been a while since I’ve visited this feature on Clareified. Things have gotten decidedly worse.

F-train likens Putin to Stalin.

Putin opposes a revote in the Ukraine.

Yaron thinks Ukraine needs to get a Clue.

And it looks like even Dick Morris is able to choose sides on this one.

GIVE US YOUR INJURED, WASHED-UP AND YOUR OLD

Cubs hope the Mets still want Sammy Sosa.

Hey, why not? And while we’re at it, let’s find out what John Rocker’s up to.