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Archive for December, 2004

QUIZ: I’M AN UBER TV GEEK*

Friday, December 24th, 2004 by Dawn Summers


QUIZ: I’M AN UBER TV GEEK*

Are you a TV geek?

At first, I scored in the second highest category, which surprised me. But then I realized it was because I added wrong, which did not surprise me.

*Did I really need to take a quiz to find that out?

GIULIANI’S STAR RISES EVEN MORE

Thursday, December 23rd, 2004 by Dawn Summers

GIULIANI’S STAR RISES EVEN MORE

Kerik resigns from Giuliani company and former Mayor promptly takes Kerik’s name off the letterhead.

He also said he supported Mr. Kerik’s decision, although he denied he had pushed him out.

“He made a decision to resign and I agreed with that,” Mr. Giuliani said. “I think he made the right decision.”

The series of troublesome reports about Mr. Kerik had inevitably become problems for Mr. Giuliani, who apologized to President Bush after Mr. Kerik withdrew. After the White House endured criticism for failing to scrutinize Mr. Kerik’s background, many of the same questions were raised about Mr. Giuliani’s knowledge of his commissioner’s actions. Many of the same people who worked closely with Mr. Giuliani and were involved in Mr. Kerik’s appointments as commissioner are also principals at Mr. Giuliani’s firm, which among other things advises clients on crisis management and internal security.

Giuliani denied reports that a footprint found on the bottom of Kerik’s pants matches Giuliani’s loafers.

CAN YOU TRUST THEM WITH YOUR NEWS…

Thursday, December 23rd, 2004 by Dawn Summers

CAN YOU TRUST THEM WITH YOUR NEWS…

If they can’t even get a calendar right? Fox news program produces a calendar featuring a 30-day July.

FORMER CONNECTICUT GOVERNOR PLEADS GUILTY

Thursday, December 23rd, 2004 by Dawn Summers

FORMER CONNECTICUT GOVERNOR PLEADS GUILTY

Faces quarter million dollar fine and up to five years in prison.

PARTY POKER

Thursday, December 23rd, 2004 by Dawn Summers

PARTY POKER

Where ‘nh’ means Fuck You.

KEEP THE FAITH

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 by Dawn Summers

KEEP THE FAITH

Gregoire, the loser by increasingly slim margins in the first two counts, could claim an even wider margin of victory thanks to a state Supreme Court decision Wednesday that requires more than 700 belatedly discovered King County ballots to be counted.
Or suck it John Kerry II

OKAY SANTA, LET’S GO WITH THE X-BOX

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 by Dawn Summers

OKAY SANTA, LET’S GO WITH THE X-BOX


You Were Mostly Nice This Year!


Sure, you had your naughty moments… but guess what?
Santa was probably sleeping when you were living it up.
As far as he’s concerned, you’ve been on your best behavior.
So cross your fingers, and you might score good presents.

Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

via Big Orange Michael

HAVE.NOT.LAUGHED.THIS.HARD.IN.WEEKS.

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 by Dawn Summers

HAVE.NOT.LAUGHED.THIS.HARD.IN.WEEKS.

Everytime he uses the word ‘shat,’ I lose it.

ALL ABOUT EDUCATION AND INFORMATION

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 by Dawn Summers

ALL ABOUT EDUCATION AND INFORMATION

Maybe you’re not preganant.

And evidently if you’re over 35 you never will be.

Turns out Elizabeth may not be the mother of Hopey’s kids.

LIST OF REPUBLICAN CELEBRITIES

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 by Dawn Summers

LIST OF REPUBLICAN CELEBRITIES

Or future ‘Surreal Life’ participants.

Scott Baio hahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahah