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Archive for November, 2004

For filing purposes only

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

For filing purposes only

We’ll put this tidbit from Material Squirrel under Information, Too Much.

“[R]iding leaning forward is significantly more pleasurable than leaning backwards.”

Shudder.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“It’s 11 o’clock at night. Who are you hoping to hook up with now? Spike and Drusilla?”
-Rory to Paris on ‘Gilmore Girls’

GET A FREE FLATSCREEN TV

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

GET A FREE FLATSCREEN TV

I’m particularly desperate! )

Here is the story:

Go here!

Choose a flat screen that you would like. Then, sign up at the bottom
of the page. They will ask you a bunch of ‘optional survey’ questions.
Click ‘no’ to each of those. Then, you will be presented with a bunch
of offers. I’m asking you to sign up for one of them. It can be
applying for a credit card or trying blockbuster free for two weeks (I think
that’s the best one).

I need 8 more people to complete offers to get a free tv. Once you
complete an offer, you need to get 8 people to complete one to get your
own tv. As proof that this isn’t a scam, I present to you a guy I know
named Gary. This is his story:

So, pretty please complete an offer. Once you’ve done it, e-mail me your offer number and if you want I’ll post it here to help you get more people (after I’m all set of course!)

If you have questions, email me.

‘BIG’ CHANGES COMING TO L&O:CI

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

‘BIG’ CHANGES COMING TO L&O:CI

Mr. Big that is.

“Noth is set to reprise his role as Det. Mike Logan in an episode of “Criminal Intent” in January — and industry sources say NBC Universal execs are considering him as a backup lead for the show because of D’Onofrio’s bizarre behavior, according to Broadcasting & Cable magazine.”

CLAREIFIED HAS FOUND HER MATCH

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers


CLAREIFIED HAS FOUND HER MATCH

Welcome to the blogroll the only blog I’ve found that possibly watches (and blogs about) as much TV as me.

Posts about the lyrics to WKRP in Cincinnati, making fun of Kevin Sorbo and David E. Kelley? What more could you want from a blog?

MY NAME IS…

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers


MY NAME IS…

I would have gone with daring, anonymous, wacky and nice.

D Dainty
A Appreciative
W Worldly
N Nerdy
Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com

What’s your name?

via Big Orange Michael

SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers


SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS

It’s that time of the year. Bloggers put up your wish lists.

BECAUSE WHEN I’M ANGRY, I GET MEAN

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

BECAUSE WHEN I’M ANGRY, I GET MEAN

For the umpteenth time in my life, an empty, on-duty cab sped past me. I was standing on the corner of 11th & Bleecker. There were two cabs stopped at the red light and I waited across the intersection, with my arm out, for the light to turn green. Now, usually I would have just run across the street and caught them at the red light because I know that’s the only fool-proof way for *me* to get a cab. But I was feeling lazy, besides it wasn’t a very populated area and it was broad daylight. Surely, capitalism would give way to prejudice and fear.
Wrong again.
When the light turned green, the first cab hesitated and suddenly turned left without signalling. The cab behind him moved toward me and then when I stepped out into the street to get in, zoomed by me. But I was ready, I memorized his medallion number and sent myself an e-mail from the Treo.

This morning I filed a complaint against him with the transportation commission which included the following:

His sideview mirror almost brushed me, is how close he came to me without stopping. I am an African-American woman and this has happened to me numerous times, but this incident was so egregious that I decided to take down his medallion number, the time and place and file this report. I am committed to following up with this complaint and will appear at any necessary hearings. This behavior is unacceptable for a cab driver. Thank You.

Here are all the things I want to happen to this jerk as a result of my complaint:

1. Lose his cab medallion.
2. Lose his cab.
3. Lose his house.
4. Lose his family.
5. Imprisonment.
6. Deportation
7. Death

I’m still very flexible about the order.

Report your own nightmare New York City cabdriver.

NOT SO RANDOM THOUGHT

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

NOT SO RANDOM THOUGHT

Is it wrong that I’m starting to call my monthly bill payments blinds? As in: “Huh, it’s the 28th again? The blinds seem to be coming around faster every month.”

METS IN ’05

Monday, November 29th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

METS IN ’05

3005 that is, if they keep this crap up — Sammy Sosa? Pedro Martinez?

You’d think they would have learned the old, let’s call it the “Mo Vaughn principle”, years ago.
Why do they insist on chasing players all the way down the hill? Who next Michael Jordan?

Ted freaking Williams?