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	<title>Comments on: WORST WEDDING TOAST. EVER.</title>
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	<description>It&#039;s been so long since I&#039;ve been fine; I&#039;m just trying to see the bottom of this bottle of wine</description>
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		<title>By: Sunny James</title>
		<link>http://www.clareified.com/2004/10/18/worst-wedding-toast-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-124211</link>
		<dc:creator>Sunny James</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have entertianed at hundreds of weddings and believe me when I say there is nothing more embarrassing than someone unprepared getting up to give a wedding toast. They stumble around for the right words to say and you just plain feel sorry for them. Well it doesn&#039;t have to be that way.
For how to write a wedding toasts &amp; tips on how to give a toast there is a lot of help out there on the web. If you are the Bestman giving a Bestman toast then here is a great resource.
http://www.sunnyjames.com/weddingtoast.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have entertianed at hundreds of weddings and believe me when I say there is nothing more embarrassing than someone unprepared getting up to give a wedding toast. They stumble around for the right words to say and you just plain feel sorry for them. Well it doesn&#8217;t have to be that way.<br />
For how to write a wedding toasts &amp; tips on how to give a toast there is a lot of help out there on the web. If you are the Bestman giving a Bestman toast then here is a great resource.<br />
<a href="http://www.sunnyjames.com/weddingtoast.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.sunnyjames.com/weddingtoast.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: PAUL</title>
		<link>http://www.clareified.com/2004/10/18/worst-wedding-toast-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-10409</link>
		<dc:creator>PAUL</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 12:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was hillarious.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was hillarious.</p>
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		<title>By: ken</title>
		<link>http://www.clareified.com/2004/10/18/worst-wedding-toast-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-10410</link>
		<dc:creator>ken</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 02:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You had me at &quot;yo bitch, you ain&#039;t nothing without a man and all your cousins are gonna laugh at you, so you might as well settle for me.&quot;

So romantic</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You had me at &#8220;yo bitch, you ain&#8217;t nothing without a man and all your cousins are gonna laugh at you, so you might as well settle for me.&#8221;</p>
<p>So romantic</p>
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		<title>By: Esther</title>
		<link>http://www.clareified.com/2004/10/18/worst-wedding-toast-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-10406</link>
		<dc:creator>Esther</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 00:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Clearly, this person (who I hope is no relative or friend of yours) is an idiot. Makes me want to run away, but there are stupid people everywhere.

Signed,
The incomplete halfling that is Esther</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clearly, this person (who I hope is no relative or friend of yours) is an idiot. Makes me want to run away, but there are stupid people everywhere.</p>
<p>Signed,<br />
The incomplete halfling that is Esther</p>
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		<title>By: Dawn Summers</title>
		<link>http://www.clareified.com/2004/10/18/worst-wedding-toast-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-10408</link>
		<dc:creator>Dawn Summers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 00:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, umm...my bad. Ran out of girls names...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, umm&#8230;my bad. Ran out of girls names&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 23:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HEEEYYYY! why&#039;d you have to the crappy speech writer my name?!?!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HEEEYYYY! why&#8217;d you have to the crappy speech writer my name?!?!?</p>
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