CONVENTION ROUNDUP

CONVENTION ROUNDUP
 
The big winner last night was Jesse Jackson. Twenty years ago, in a moment of sheer genius, he copyrighted the word “hope” when used in a political campaign, and will now collect ten cents every time Kerry/Edwards uses it. Cha-ching.

The big loser, the word “presumptive,” as Senator John Glenn put Kerry over the top as the official Democratic nominee for President.

The jury’s still out on what was cheesier: Kucinich’s “We will carry America for Kerry and Kerry will carry America for us,” or Elizabeth Edwards’ “John Kerry has something else in common with my dad: the right stuff.”

16 Responses to “CONVENTION ROUNDUP”

  1. candace Says:

    “Kerry will carry America for us”?

    How much more un-democratic can you get?

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Eh, that’s neither here nor there, I just didn’t like the whole onamatopeia (is that the word for sound-play?) that Dennis was going for…

  3. Yaron Says:

    I think “Dick Cheney needs a time-out”, spoken by by that 12-year-old girl, was the bizarre highlight.

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    That was two days ago, though.

  5. annika Says:

    Can i be your poetry consultant?

    The word you’re looking for is, i think, alliteration.

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    I thought alliteration had to do with the same letters being used consecutively? like ku klux klan (that’s the first thing that popped into mind sadly,) but this more same sound used nearby. There has to be a word for that…

  7. coelecanth Says:

    Onamatopiea is when words sound like what they represent. Splash, zing, squish etc. I think the word you’re looking for is rhyming. But then I studied music not English, so I could be talking out my a**.

  8. Dawn Summers Says:

    Coelecanth,

    You are exactly right!! Rhyming! This is so a “the simplest explanation is often the correct one” moment. I am going to sit in a corner with my dunce cap on….(you’re right about Onamatopiea, too…I should have studied music more intently.) :)

  9. pearatty Says:

    Yeah, I was gonna go with rhyming too. And I did study English.

  10. ugarte Says:

    One problem: it doesn’t rhyme. The device is called chiasmus.

  11. Dawn Summers Says:

    In case any one else thought ugarte made that up:

    chiasmus [ky-AZ-mus] (plural -mi), a figure of speech by which the order of the terms in the first of two parallel clauses is reversed in the second. This may involve a repetition of the same words (”Pleasure’s a sin, and sometimes sin’s a pleasure” –Byron) or just a reversed parallel between two corresponding pairs of ideas . . . . The figure is especially common in 18th century English poetry, but is also found in prose of all periods. It is named after the Greek letter chi (x), indicating a “criss-cross” arrangement of terms. Adjective: chiastic.

  12. pearatty Says:

    Hmm. I thought we were defining the relationship between the words: “Kerry” and “Carry” which are homonyms, yes? (Ok, rhyme might be wrong.) Doesn’t “chiasmus” refer more to the syntax, i.e., the way the two words were used in the sentence?

    hom·o·nym
    n.
    One of two or more words that have the same sound and often the same spelling but differ in meaning, such as bank (embankment) and bank (place where money is kept).

  13. pearatty Says:

    Also, with a broad reading of the definition, “Kerry” and “carry” do rhyme:

    rhyme also rime
    n.
    Correspondence of terminal sounds of words or of lines of verse.

  14. Dawn Summers Says:

    Yes, and boy did Dennis broadly read it. Cheesiness quotient? High. but he did not, and I repeat, did not bankrupt Cleveland.

  15. Ugarte Says:

    But the rhetorical trick isn’t Kerry/carry. It is America-Kerry/Kerry-America. The rhyme is more a coincidence than a device.

  16. pearatty Says:

    Ah, so you agree it’s a rhyme. :)

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