Comments on: Pity Without Television

By: Dawn Summers

Dawn Summers — Tue, 15 Jun 2004 02:28:30 +0000

Moving the Haitians to France would be too obvious…

By: pearatty

pearatty — Fri, 11 Jun 2004 23:03:03 +0000

Wouldn’t it be simpler to skip a step and send the Haitians directly to France? After all, they already speak French. Also, I believe that you run downhill in the event of bear attack.

By: cube

cube — Fri, 11 Jun 2004 22:59:02 +0000

Acutually, i can’t claim this one.

I wish i could though, the other non-contributer to my blog came up with this idea.

Get some aerosol hair spray, aerosol deordant,aerosol lysol, or any thing like that.

And a lighter.

Light the spray on fire.

I have never used it, but i bet bears are afraid of fire.

also, ff they attack, go for head, and eyes. They do have a bear mace, but i bet regualr mace would work.

Secondly, if they are on the path and you are on the path get off( they are using the path because it is easier than woods).

Also, get some moleskin from walmart, in the foot care area (think dr. shols).
For hot spots before they turn into blisters.

One side is sticky, it has some padding, and the otherside allows things to slip over it easliy. Cut to fit over you blister (i normally cover with duck tape, to keep in place).

good luck and stay safe.

By: Gib

Gib — Fri, 11 Jun 2004 17:58:39 +0000

Drat! She’s on to us! If we can only get her to watch “For Love or Money”, than the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy will have triumphed!

By: dawn

dawn — Fri, 11 Jun 2004 10:14:58 +0000

You’d love that wouldn’t you, Karol? Then you’d be all “those Democrats always say one thing and then do another.” No siree Bob, I’m not giving you the satisfaction.

By: Rick

Rick — Fri, 11 Jun 2004 08:36:29 +0000

If a bear attacks, you hit him in the nose.

Or is that a shark?

Hmmmmmm…..

By: Alceste

Alceste — Fri, 11 Jun 2004 00:18:19 +0000

aside from hanging up the food outside (and no food or anything smelly in the tent), i’ve got nothing re: the bears - good luck!

By: Karol

Karol — Fri, 11 Jun 2004 00:07:32 +0000

Guy, turn on the tv. Why are you so dramatic?

By: Gib

Gib — Thu, 10 Jun 2004 23:33:47 +0000

Except for the fact that the Kenyans don’t deserve to have to live with the French, I’d say your Mideast plan would work.

There’s a lot of open space in Canada. Since the climate adjustment could be harsh if they had to move to northern stretches, how about moving Kenya to Quebec, and relocating the Quebecers further North. (If you think I’m picking on the French - we could just do the same thing with Manitoba. How many people even live in Manitoba to be inconvenienced?)