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Archive for June, 2004

SINKING FEELING

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

SINKING FEELING

I read this headline in the NYT today:

Daughter Says Father’s Confessional Book Didn’t Confess His Molestation of Her

For some reason, I immediately thought it was about Chelsea. Yes, that Chelsea.

It’s not.

Whew.

Honey: You’re Fired

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

Honey: You’re Fired

Trump hints that former ‘Apprentice’ contestant should dump weakly boyfriend.

“I’m disappointed, too, her boyfriend lost the fight. It must have been awful to see your future husband unable to help while you get the s- – - beat out of you.”

Katrina Campins and her fiance were allegedly beat up by men in Miami who wanted to tow her car for parking violations.

Could it be that ‘The Donald’ has been reading ‘The Karol’?

HELP, WANTED

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers


HELP, WANTED

My head hurts.
I was very sure that I would win the lottery yesterday. So sure that I blew off a project that was due until the Mega Millions drawing at 11:00 PM.
I did not win.
I did however, have to stay up until 2 a.m. and then wake up a 7 a.m. to get my stupid project done before the partner got in this morning.
My eyes have ceased being able to focus.
But I now face two issues: 1) Since I would quit this job so fast if I won the lottery; 2) Why am I still here now that my loans are paid off…
I need a nap.

LIFE EXPERIENCE #145

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

LIFE EXPERIENCE #145

Did you ever notice how loud your CD starts to sound when a partner stops by your office and Emimem’s “Ima Kill You” is playing on the computer?

Quote of the &%$%#!

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

Quote of the &%$%#!@ Day

“Think they’ll have a five-second delay?”
Iocaste on the news that Cheney will be one of the Convention speakers.

BMG UPDATE

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

BMG UPDATE

So far the one clear overwhelming mistake “purchase” (I count it as one of the 12 free) has been “The Best of Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds.”

Yuck, yuck, yuck. With apologies to Peter, my finger is getting tired from all the interaction with my fast forward button.

***UPDATE*** Ummm…what the hell? He kills her with a rock because “all beauty must die”?

Then, I have my “likely mistake” candidate, “dierks bentley.” But I do like two songs on it…

NO FAIR

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 by Dawn Summers


NO FAIR

That one has speculated on how one might get rid of one’s future spouse at one point in one’s life, should not count as admissible evidence in one’s trial should one’s spouse actually turn up dead one day.

Dangnabit

I think I speak for Karol on this one, too.

CAPTION THIS!

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 by Dawn Summers


CAPTION THIS!

“No, you let go first.”

Via Slantpoint

“Quickly, I think the First Lady is a fembot!”

MORE BMG BLOGGING

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

MORE BMG BLOGGING

Currently listening to “If I had” from “The Slim Shady LP” (I accidentally typed LLP on that…hahaha) My original copy was destroyed in an unfortunate moving incident.

I miss the poor, pissed off Eminem.

Tired of not drivin a BM/Tired of Working at GM/Tired of wantin’ to be him/Tired of not sleepin without a Tylenol PM

New Jersey; New Math

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

New Jersey; New Math

Millionaire’s Tax on those earning $500,000 or more.

I’m not against the tax, but dude a million’s got 7 seven digits. I can barely match six tickets to six people, and even I know that. And then, they’re using the money for…schools? housing? healthcare? NO!! Tax cut rebate checks!

Lordamercy, get on the trolley people.

(Incidentally, my trip to San Fran has taught me that getting on the trolley ain’t as easy as Bart Simpson would have us believe.)

P.S. For all you Jerseyites out there, do you guys have your own newspapers or do you just rely on the Post, the Daily News and Newsday? If so, what’s it called?