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Archive for May, 2004

PRESIDENT BUSH FALLS DURING MOUNTAIN BIKE RIDE

Monday, May 24th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

PRESIDENT BUSH FALLS DURING MOUNTAIN BIKE RIDE

Conspiracy theories abound.

Via Rick’s

If I’m not mistaken, John Kerry took a similar tumble last month … maybe someone should remind these men that they are competing for leader of the free world, not the last spot on the U.S. Olympic team.

Sometimes Horoscopes Are Right On The Money

Friday, May 21st, 2004 by Dawn Summers

Sometimes Horoscopes Are Right On The Money

CANCER (June 22-July 22).

Get specific with your requests and make sure they are answered specifically, too; vague promises will annoy you. Travel is on your mind – or are you just trying to escape a pesky problem? Find a healthy way to vent. Romantic matters get interesting. Competition comes on the scene – you’re up to it, though. Your physical prowess is at its peak. Take in a long hike, an extra grueling workout at the gym or any other activity that puts your body in motion.

ANTI-MARTHA INK EXPERT LIED ON STAND

Friday, May 21st, 2004 by Dawn Summers

ANTI-MARTHA INK EXPERT LIED ON STAND

Feds charge him with perjury.

He’d best plead, lest the government find some expert willing to testilie in order to convict him.

GUILTY AS CHARGED

Friday, May 21st, 2004 by Dawn Summers

GUILTY AS CHARGED

Jeremy Sivits will serve a year in jail for obeying orders;

Camilo Mejia will serve a year in jail for disobeying orders.

What a country.

Bob Herbert has some interting comments about the Mejia case.

WHEW!

Friday, May 21st, 2004 by Dawn Summers

WHEW!

Fox renews ‘Arrested Development.’

JUST ASKIN’

Friday, May 21st, 2004 by Dawn Summers

JUST ASKIN’

Where is one supposed to look when a former colleague insists on carrying on a conversation in the women’s locker room with no clothes on?

Lovin’ Nancy Pelosi

Friday, May 21st, 2004 by Dawn Summers

Lovin’ Nancy Pelosi

Check out this record!!!!
And I hear she’s Catholic. Why can’t we get someone like her in the Senate…say from New York.

BERG’S KILLERS ARRESTED

Friday, May 21st, 2004 by Dawn Summers

BERG’S KILLERS ARRESTED

Think they’ll be held in Abu Ghraib?

WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO

Friday, May 21st, 2004 by Dawn Summers

WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO

When they come for you?

Poor, poor wife beater.

HASTERT QUESTIONS McCAIN”S REPUBLICANHOOD

Thursday, May 20th, 2004 by Dawn Summers

HASTERT QUESTIONS McCAIN”S REPUBLICANHOOD

Hmm, if McCain’s not a Republican, I don’t know who is.

The best part was when Speaker Hastert suggested that McCain didn’t understand military sacrifice:

Hastert: “If you want to see the sacrifice, John McCain ought to visit our young men and women at Walter Reed and Bethesda. There’s the sacrifice in this country. We’re trying to make sure they have the ability to fight this war, that they have the wherewithal to be able to do it. And, at the same time, we have to react to keep this country strong.”

This is like Jonah Goldberg swearing he wasn’t on crack and then calling Zell Miller and Joe Lieberman “liberal.”

Crazy Repubs Trix are for kids.