PRESIDENT BUSH FALLS DURING MOUNTAIN BIKE RIDE
If I’m not mistaken, John Kerry took a similar tumble last month … maybe someone should remind these men that they are competing for leader of the free world, not the last spot on the U.S. Olympic team.
Sometimes Horoscopes Are Right On The Money
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Get specific with your requests and make sure they are answered specifically, too; vague promises will annoy you. Travel is on your mind - or are you just trying to escape a pesky problem? Find a healthy way to vent. Romantic matters get interesting. Competition comes on the scene - you’re up to it, though. Your physical prowess is at its peak. Take in a long hike, an extra grueling workout at the gym or any other activity that puts your body in motion.
ANTI-MARTHA INK EXPERT LIED ON STAND
He’d best plead, lest the government find some expert willing to testilie in order to convict him.
JUST ASKIN’
Where is one supposed to look when a former colleague insists on carrying on a conversation in the women’s locker room with no clothes on?
Lovin’ Nancy Pelosi
Check out this record!!!!
And I hear she’s Catholic. Why can’t we get someone like her in the Senate…say from New York.
BERG’S KILLERS ARRESTED
HASTERT QUESTIONS McCAIN”S REPUBLICANHOOD
Hmm, if McCain’s not a Republican, I don’t know who is.
The best part was when Speaker Hastert suggested that McCain didn’t understand military sacrifice:
Hastert: “If you want to see the sacrifice, John McCain ought to visit our young men and women at Walter Reed and Bethesda. There’s the sacrifice in this country. We’re trying to make sure they have the ability to fight this war, that they have the wherewithal to be able to do it. And, at the same time, we have to react to keep this country strong.”
Crazy Repubs Trix are for kids.
