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Kucizzle in the hizzle!

Kucizzle in the hizzle!”

Lest everyone forget, there is another candidate for the Democratic Party Presidential nomination. I’m glad that Letterman is still working on a strategy for victory!

Highlights of the Top Ten:

9. Constitution is amended stating presidents must be 35 or older, a natural-born citizen and named “Dennis.”

7. You want crazy campaign promises — fine! If I’m elected, everybody gets a million bucks.

3. According to the order of presidential succession, if George W. Bush were to resign today, along with Dick Cheney and about 300 other people, the presidency passes to a congressman from Ohio.

More here.

Kucinich ’04!

3 Responses to “Kucizzle in the hizzle!”

  1. Gib Says:

    I, for one, stand ready to do whatever I can to help Dennis Kucinich become the Democratic nominee for the 2004 Presidential race.

    I only hope the fact that I’m a Republican won’t be perceived as some kind of conflict of interest.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Nope, we welcome the assistance!

  3. Dawn Summers Says:

    I was sitting here wondering if I’d vote for George W. Bush him, if he offered me a million bucks…

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