I Know Alcoholism Is A Disease But…
The following colloquy from an imagined Bush/Kerry debate is priceless:
Bush: (regaining composure) Massachusetts Liberal
Kerry: I don’t like to talk about it, but I’m a war hero.
Bush: Bring it On
Kerry: No, I have three words for you. Bring … It … On
Bush: Let’s Roll
Kerry: I’m coming, you’re going and…
Bush: I haven’t heard you talk like that since our Skull and Bones initiation week.
Kerry: … don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
Bush: (pounding a fist) The Almighty, Faith-based, Mel Gibson, God Bless
Kerry: Ketchup fortune, good hair, tall, I can still drink
Bush: Fake Vietnam stories
Kerry: That was Bob Kerrey
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