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I Know Alcoholism Is A Disease But…

The following colloquy from an imagined Bush/Kerry debate is priceless:

Bush: (regaining composure) Massachusetts Liberal

Kerry: I don’t like to talk about it, but I’m a war hero.

Bush: Bring it On

Kerry: No, I have three words for you. Bring … It … On

Bush: Let’s Roll

Kerry: I’m coming, you’re going and…

Bush: I haven’t heard you talk like that since our Skull and Bones initiation week.

Kerry: … don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Bush: (pounding a fist) The Almighty, Faith-based, Mel Gibson, God Bless

Kerry: Ketchup fortune, good hair, tall, I can still drink

Bush: Fake Vietnam stories

Kerry: That was Bob Kerrey

There’s more… click the above link.

Via Mad Kane.

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