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DRIVE SAFELY

DRIVE SAFELY

This is supposed to be one of the heaviest travel-by-car days of the year. Traffic accidents are the number one cause of spinal cord injury and one of the leading causes of death amoung people 25-50. So be careful on the road remember, it’s better to get there late than to be “late” when you get there, if you know what I mean.

Helpful hints:

Go Slow — posted speed limits are the outer limit, not a suggestion!
Hold Your Lane — zig zags are for crossword puzzles
No flipping the bird or pulling out your glock on the highway — self-explanatory

6 Responses to “DRIVE SAFELY”

  1. Kashei Says:

    Guy. You sound like you’re 87. How can you be a grandmother and completely immature all at the same time?

  2. Kashei Says:

    Guy. You sound like you’re 87. How can you be a grandmother and completely immature all at the same time?

  3. Kashei Says:

    Guy. You sound like you’re 87. How can you be a grandmother and completely immature all at the same time?

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    Ok, I’m amending my post to exclude Kashei. She can splatter, I’ve got the bench and the soundtrack all ready. Crap, I forgot we can’t unplug her.

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    Ok, I’m amending my post to exclude Kashei. She can splatter, I’ve got the bench and the soundtrack all ready. Crap, I forgot we can’t unplug her.

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    Ok, I’m amending my post to exclude Kashei. She can splatter, I’ve got the bench and the soundtrack all ready. Crap, I forgot we can’t unplug her.

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