EXPRESS DELIVERY
EXPRESS DELIVERY
Dear Gray,
Chin up!
I know how hard it is to lose your home state. Screw Arnold, no way is he going to be able to close the budget deficit or govern as well as you could have, had the voters given you a chance. He’s so stupid too; he can’t even pronounce simple English words. I don’t believe the voters didn’t jump all over the scandal that broke in the final weeks before the election.
You can’t second guess yourself about how you used Bill Clinton — spilled milk and all that. Try not to blame yourself too much, you did the best you could. (Those damn Bustamante voters are another story… just kidding its not their fault either.)
You’ll be fine, oh the pity lovin’ you’re gonna get from the wife, ooh boy.
And let out your pantwaists. Believe me, the weight gain is going to happen, you might as well have clothes to wear.
Anyway, take care, if you need anything give me a buzz.
Your friend, Al
P.S. Do not, I repeat, do not grow a beard. The food particles from your depression-driven pig out sessions gets all tangled up in the hairs and it starts to smell after awhile. Plus, it burns like the Dickens when you finally shave it off.
November 18th, 2003 at 6:27 pm
When did Al and Gray swap wives?
November 18th, 2003 at 6:27 pm
When did Al and Gray swap wives?
November 18th, 2003 at 6:27 pm
When did Al and Gray swap wives?
November 23rd, 2003 at 10:38 pm
Hey, just for the record this post has been entered in the King of Blogs contest, and as a fellow contest who’s post was ruled not funny enough by Susy, I am crying as I laugh about this post.
If it is a commedy contest I am stuffed!!!
So, may the best of us win. O just for the record I love your blog and have blogrolled you despite us being enemies in the blog war for this new title!!
I will remember you when I am crowned King!
November 23rd, 2003 at 10:38 pm
Hey, just for the record this post has been entered in the King of Blogs contest, and as a fellow contest who’s post was ruled not funny enough by Susy, I am crying as I laugh about this post.
If it is a commedy contest I am stuffed!!!
So, may the best of us win. O just for the record I love your blog and have blogrolled you despite us being enemies in the blog war for this new title!!
I will remember you when I am crowned King!
November 23rd, 2003 at 10:38 pm
Hey, just for the record this post has been entered in the King of Blogs contest, and as a fellow contest who’s post was ruled not funny enough by Susy, I am crying as I laugh about this post.
If it is a commedy contest I am stuffed!!!
So, may the best of us win. O just for the record I love your blog and have blogrolled you despite us being enemies in the blog war for this new title!!
I will remember you when I am crowned King!