Ok, it’s not like I hate love, marriage, couples, happiness, blah, blah, blah.
However, if a couple, not only chooses to get married on Halloween, but sends out invitations with a little rhyme (something about Halloween will cause a scare, what color gown will the bridesmaids wear) and then includes some kind of pun about how much of a “frightfully” good time everyone will have, just how many eggs can be thrown at them?
Did I mention they requested that the guests wear costumes?
All answers will be measured in dozens.
P.S. If you were married on Halloween and this sounds like your invitation, I’m not talking about your wedding, I’m talking about some other jackass couple’s wedding that got hitched years ago, but with you guys it’s totally cute. Don’t worry.
P.P.S. We’re still friends, right? Just kidding? … April Fool’s!?!