Clareified

Yup. I’ll keep posting to keep myself awake. Me and Billy. Best friends forever.

Now we are forced to recognize our inhumanity,
Our reason co-exists with our insanity.
And though we choose between reality and madness…
It’s either sadness or euphoria.

How thoughtlessly we dissipate our energies
Perhaps we don’t fulfill each other’s fantasies.
And as we stand upon the ledges of our lives,
With our respective similarities…
It’s either sadness or euphoria.

I want to find Billy Joel and make him be my best friend and write songs about me and then record them and give me some of the immense profits he will earn.

Yeah, someone might have just “discovered” two “new” Billy Joel albums and is playing them nonstop. That someone is me. You remember that lady from Misery?

*whistles*

WHO KNEW? Not me.

But before you readily agree, I warn you, that anyone admitting to knowing about this website AND NOT TELLING ME is SO gonna Buforded.

Also, I’m gonna be all #races and assume Petitedov is related to the first one.

*whistles*

Bruin rips apart Toronto guy.

Okay, so I chose “Last Goodbye” as song of the day because I really truly had ZERO belief that the Rangers would win last night. NONE. ZILCH. ZIP. NONAROONIE.

BUT THEN THEY DID! IT WAS CRAZY!!

FIVE TO NOTHING. *ON THE ROAD* I swear, I almost cried watching them do the handshake line with smiles all over their faces. Except Torts. He doesn’t smile.

LUNDQVIST GOT BACK TO BACK SHUT OUTS!! If I ever meet Henrik Lundqvist I’m hugging him until they call security.

(Though, if I ever meet Tom Brady, I’m hugging HIM until the local police come and carry me away.)

It’s funny that after ALL that, we don’t even get a banner or sumshit to hang! THAT SERIES WAS HAARRRDD!! We were down 2-0! The whole game last night I kept telling VinNay that I was filling with hope.

“Horrible horrible hope.”

And now we face Boston, another team that we beat in the regular season series, though they did get four points of the available nine. I’m biting my nails. A bitter rift has now divided Patriots Nation on twitter, and I now stand alone against my former sports family. But, I’m hopeful.

Stupidly, horribly, awfully hopeful.

Did you say, “No, this can’t happen to me”?
And did you rush to the phone to call?
Was there a voice unkind in the back of your mind saying,
“Maybe, you didn’t know him at all,
you didn’t know him at all,
oh oh oh, you didn’t know you didn’t know”?

NYC hands over Roosevelt Island for new Cornell campus.

Um…how on earth is this possibly against federal laws?

I…what?

The shorter your name, the more money you’ll make. Unless that name is Larry.